Dr Bruce Crawford

So you have synergised the leverages of government bureaucracy and university administrative efficiency?

I was worried you had not bonded with your new coffee pot. 🤓

Teach us your ways Oh Great One.

I’m not sure I like the term “fixed”. 🤓

Taking Bowie for a backwards walk.

I have never seen another dog that does this.

Is there a causal relationship between manuscript review and drinking?

“How’s everything going? Can I get you another drink?”…. Two minutes later…. “Are you enjoying your meal? Would you like another drink? How about dessert?”

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And my ax! Or more accurately a blue esky.

A great tit sitting on a cut branch

No, but beautiful plumage.

She’s not at the Philosophy Department of the University of Woolloomooloo you know.

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Of course.

I’ll do my best!

I’ve been avoiding Tahoe like the plague. I think I will break my record of 8 months back when version 11 came out due to Mac Latex compatibility issues.

Maybe you’re just more spread out. I’m often frustrated that the urgent constantly crowds out the merely important in work and life.

But she’s 100% sweetheart?

When I met my wife in 2006, her elderly arthritic staffy was named Puppy. Apparently her family could never decide on an adult name so the generic descriptor became her name.

I’d say it is exponentially more quantum than before.

I thought the problem is that those running the place are muppets rather than The Muppets.

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Well in that case remember:

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Seems very Trek to me.

Teen spirit maybe?

What did it smell like?

Bowie objects to his recent hygiene-motivated assault.

A definite lack of chill here.

Poor girl! She’s really doing it rough at the moment. Hope she recovers soon.

Surely you’d prefer them to go bacterial.

I previously noted that cleaning a fridge together was a sign of commitment. However, caring and cleaning up after a sick dog is the next level. 😎

ABD

That’s great news.