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This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂

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Run her those publishing coins...imejatly!!!

They missed a prime opportunity to name their establishment "Big Back Chicken Shack". It has a much better ring to it. I need to start my own marketing firm ASAP.

I used to rap in college(long story...) I once dislocated my shoulder being extra-demonstrative on stage. Yes, there is video. No, you will never see it.

I’m fucking cryinggg😂😭😭😭 black people really the funniest people in the universe

Bro killed this on some remix shit. #BaldNigga 🔥🔥🔥

Ok... Ok.

Digable Planets x Cadillac Chronicles 🆒❄️
-Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like That)

I wanna be this cool someday 🙂‍↕️🥶

Ayoooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

Niiiiice!

From a massage, or sumn else? I'm genuinely curious 🤔

So, um... Wanna tell me about these uncommon orgasms?

"We're looking for someone who's passionate about—"

NOBODY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS COMPANY OR THE WORK YOU DO.

ARE YOU PAYING OR NAW?!

Sounds like Timbaland beat... or maybe he sounds like them?🤔🤔🤔

We do actually need to pay attention to the distraction when death and punishment is the way they’re distracting.

Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude

Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude

So, you're choosing chaos, huh?🤣🤣🤣

Wish adulthood came with a legit manual sometimes. The amount of occurrences we go through on a daily basis without being properly prepped/informed is aggravating.

If I was minding my business in front of my residence and some cops came up to me asking to see ID… Bitch!

Cuz, you are PARK POLICE! You need to take your Ranger Smith ass back to Jellystone park and find out what Yogi did with the pick-a-nick baskets!

So, let me get this straight. She wants him to support her financially AND do so while working minimal hours. Gotcha.

"Chicken cutlets" is both hilarious and accurate!

DC today
Gotta distract from the Epstein stuff.

Ol' smoke-and-mirrors ass bamma. "Hey, what's that over there?"🤨 We see through this bullshit. I hope everyone else does too.

So, I hate to be that guy... But how does making your bed change your life, exactly. Magical sheets maybe?

I have always felt making the bed was completely unnecessary and a waste a vital time when preparing for work/school. My parents taught me to do it when I woke up, but as soon as I moved out of their house I stopped doing it.

Musk? I thought this was Great Value Paul Pierce! 🤣🤣🤣

Please don't call me hoping to have a general conversation in the AM. If it's an emergency, Ok, fine. But calling just to vent... at 6:40 AM? Don't ever.