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Jesper Alf 🇵🇸

@jalf.dk

Ræverød Nørrebrodreng, feminist, nørd/softwareudvikler. Kan faktisk være ganske rar, og er kun sur når der er grund til det 😠 Formerly known as https://twitter.com/jalfd He/him

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Over the past week and a half more than 815,000 people have been forced from their homes in Lebanon to escape Israeli bombs.

12.03.2026 09:54 👍 25 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1

My understanding FWIW is that it’s been an open secret for decades that Israel does this kind of dirty work for the US in the Middle East. and what’s changed now is that the US is no longer pretending that’s not the case.

As ever, eager to hear from experts with confirmation or disagreement.

12.03.2026 07:17 👍 43 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

This isn’t real. Someone is doing an elaborate bit.

11.03.2026 22:59 👍 278 🔁 21 💬 19 📌 10
Elon Musk babbling: Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. 

Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software. 

You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind). 

This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal. 

In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft. 

No other company can yet do this.

Elon Musk babbling: Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software. You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind). This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal. In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft. No other company can yet do this.

This is... just gibberish, right?

11.03.2026 17:58 👍 208 🔁 11 💬 43 📌 25

Nu googlede jeg lige den sidste regeringsperiode.

Det lader til at der i 2023 blev tilsluttet én ny vindmølle.

I 2024 fik vi 12.

I 2025 kom 7 mere til.

Stærkt gået, #dkpol. Vi er i sandhed et grønt foregangsland 🤮

11.03.2026 17:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nåmen tak til Danmarks regering for at have så hårdt for at minimere antallet af opførte vindmøller i den forgangne regeringsperiode.

Jeg tænker det stiller os i en stærk situation nu hvor olieprisen eksploderer.

11.03.2026 17:09 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

11.03.2026 07:02 👍 6686 🔁 2399 💬 59 📌 59

Omg that’s hilarious.

Trump buys people shoes and they’re too scared to say they don’t fit, or even to get a new pair that does.

This is a whole new level of pathetic.

11.03.2026 09:23 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 2

There is some kind of deep-seated belief that you *have* to have a lesser evil! We can’t just nominate someone who is on our side, that’d be laughable, they *have* to hate trans people or have a Nazi tattoo or SOMETHING

11.03.2026 09:30 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
10.03.2026 21:40 👍 900 🔁 232 💬 3 📌 5

Begging for a ceasefire as the aggressor and being ignored.

Tough look

10.03.2026 23:18 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

I want every word of this in massive letters of fire in the sky. Thank you, @moryan.bsky.social.

11.03.2026 04:14 👍 754 🔁 307 💬 3 📌 1

“Americans love illegal wars as much as Israelis do” might not be the slam dunk argument you thought it was

10.03.2026 21:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Sure, but Israel as a whole supports these wars too. He is not forcing it on the population, they’re complicit.

10.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

man if we’re asking the Israelis to deescalate

10.03.2026 18:35 👍 201 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 0
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Ig Nobels ceremony moves to Europe over security concerns Marc Abraham: “During the past year, it has become unsafe for our guests to visit the country."
10.03.2026 14:07 👍 90 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 13
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NEW: The Russian military simply does not have the capacity to overrun Ukrainian defenses that Putin constantly claims. 🧵⤵️ (1/5)

1/ Ukrainian forces are successfully counterattacking not only in the Oleksandrivka and Hulyaipole directions but also in western Zaporizhia Oblast. isw.pub/UkrWar030926

10.03.2026 03:06 👍 564 🔁 166 💬 11 📌 17

WAFFLES!

09.03.2026 19:34 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

RIP lmao

09.03.2026 19:19 👍 450 🔁 74 💬 11 📌 2
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 👍 11728 🔁 2791 💬 68 📌 83

"We hate Netanyahu because of his policies in the Occupied Territories, which we are neutral to positive about" is one of those really common opinions that always makes me feel like I'm having a stroke.

09.03.2026 03:23 👍 333 🔁 38 💬 3 📌 2

Right, so your claim is they run natural gas generators with diesel generators as backup.

And you are saying that therefore they are unaffected by the spike in oil prices.

Have I understood you correctly?

09.03.2026 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

www.newsweek.com/ai-race-foss...

09.03.2026 14:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

09.03.2026 12:13 👍 19709 🔁 6749 💬 804 📌 435

Both? A lot of leftists in the US feel that the way to deal with their fascist uncle is to just never talk about it, because that might make the Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable and fighting fascism isn't worth *that*

09.03.2026 12:38 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, and then you said "it kinda starts there" about the *current* administration winning the election 2024. I pointed out that it "kinda started" long before the current administration.

See the point?

09.03.2026 11:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

09.03.2026 02:42 👍 3130 🔁 746 💬 104 📌 87

This would be the outcome of what, exactly?

08.03.2026 17:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 16:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, yeah, it sounds like you ignored all of those warnings until Harris repeated them.

08.03.2026 14:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0