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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.

18.12.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 5796 πŸ” 2017 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 18

If a client handed me something like this I'll love them from the rest of my life bc it's more useful than you think

18.12.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.

18.12.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 2720 πŸ” 871 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

bluesky now is your chance. can you be funny about this

10.09.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck chatgpt and genai this is the future women want:

29.08.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a serious, thoughtful call to act. I like the ambition to rebuild a working class movement from the left that can win and then deliver on its goals. Long-term thinking and doing is needed to provide a better life for all of us, and i think other regions outside NY have potential to lead, too

28.08.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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[ #oc doodle ] nautilus monster person design my friend and i collabed on

carrion of faithful sorrow (carriith), a death sea priest in love with the realm’s prince

25.08.2025 23:34 πŸ‘ 758 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

it's not funny. cartoon wolves only blow their heads off when they're extremely horny

25.08.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

maybe i just make this my sole furry acc bc all of u are here and i like yall '3'

25.08.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I literally felt like a little kid meeting a disney princess when this happened at furrydelphia. (I don't think this suiter has socials 😭)

25.08.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

30.10.2023 01:00 πŸ‘ 4264 πŸ” 1069 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 30

this is like a proverb to me

19.07.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Eurovision have banned both the flag of Palestine and lgbtqia+ flags

If someone suggests turning it on, please say no and suggest something else

14.05.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing

the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle

there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers

there's also an internal kobold spectrum

and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble

this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which  I just can't belive I had to add

also adds a "clone fucking" bubble

also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle

also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION

includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about

ive run out of characters lol

It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers there's also an internal kobold spectrum and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which I just can't belive I had to add also adds a "clone fucking" bubble also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about ive run out of characters lol

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version

11.11.2023 21:20 πŸ‘ 1407 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 107

loved running into jock tall guys during the food house set, wondering "how the fuck did these guys find food house" and learning after literally all of them are queer furries.

15.05.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i get her i fear

29.04.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i need that actually

28.03.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

boy do they have ways to tell you

28.03.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spontaneously said "hell yeah dude" out loud watching this.

14.03.2025 04:26 πŸ‘ 795 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0
digital portrait of two zombies, one of them is on his knees while he eats the other zombie's intestines but like in a sexy way

digital portrait of two zombies, one of them is on his knees while he eats the other zombie's intestines but like in a sexy way

digital portrait of a cute guy in his room with a missing leg, busted eye, and busted knuckles

digital portrait of a cute guy in his room with a missing leg, busted eye, and busted knuckles

these collabs with @quurlybug.bsky.social still go kinda hard

10.03.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

it was benedryl and yeah we gotta get them on hete

10.03.2025 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🫣

08.03.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 6157 πŸ” 1054 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 17

people need to have funny crashouts on this app and maybe ill get more into it

01.03.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i dont feeeeel like running a new social like the navy and making new friends im not 19 anymore ugh

16.02.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

drag recreation of just this episode

16.02.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Man leaves a weird door way the top of his head is basically a spider

Man leaves a weird door way the top of his head is basically a spider

One of my first tries at Mr. Smiles. I still like it

16.02.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1422 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1

ugh all the art people post is soo much better here

15.02.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if there is can you send them directly to my house ✨

14.02.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0