Benj

Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander in Heated Rivalry holding a baby at the aquarium :)

Me this weekend (I'm going to the aquarium with friends and their new baby)

Cackling at SERIAL MOM (1994) once again being relevant

Also sometimes they make you watch their TikToks

Kenneth on 30 Rock: “Just like Sydney Bristow on Alias, I will use my sexuality as a weapon. To the wig shop!”

One of our clinical trials is undergoing a routine audit and turns out the auditor is a gay guy and I’m wearing a slutty little springtime outfit

Daniel Day Lewis in Phantom Thread: “I cannot begin my day with a a confrontation, please.”

Subway busker singing loudly and badly about Jesus

Idk why we're not all getting our clothes made out of it for the 5% max health bonus???

If you're daring me to get those like 3" running shorts with slits I may be receptive!!

Unfortunately my one "peace sign over the head" pose doesn't typically capture my legs. Resolving this issue may be a Q2 goal

For better or for worse this is basically my uniform once it hits 65 so lots of opportunities to catch it in the future!

I THINK I got the message across but we shall see what shakes out tomorrow!

I did not! I walked in (when in Rome etc.) but I walked right back out when I saw the ticket price

Had an afternoon to kill while there for a wedding once and the only nearby attraction was the NASCAR Hall of Fame

Say more on this

iCarly getting blinded

Sorry to the good people of my neighborhood but me and my pale as fuck legs are stepping out in 5” shorts

I have a shameful confession which is that I have experienced basically none of John Waters' oeuvre and fixing that is on my to-do list!!

I understand her actually. While cooking I often think to myself "this was basically vegan, except for the chicken broth and feta"

Another time a guy responded with "not even mojitos??" and I kind of love the idea of a special mojito carveout

Like truly how would her wedding experience be even remotely impacted by this lol

Lol through your advocacy you just might singlehandedly persuade me to watch SERIAL MOM (1994)

Told this man I don't drink and he said it's okay he doesn't either really but we can just have one beer because it's so nice out. Well no not exactly

This weather has me inventing all kinds of errands like oh man I really oughta go to CVS and use up this coupon before it expires on Thursday

This is so true

Ashley Tisdale in one of those newsboy hats

Watched someone on the street tip her hat and wink at her reflection in a window and I love that for her!! Feel your oats!! Unfortunately however it was one of these hats

There are really so many things out there to know!!

Seeing two friends chatting at an outdoor bistro over grilled shishito peppers and frosty glasses of rosé on a spring afternoon omg it could bring a tear to your eye

Likewise I just learned vanadium is an element in real life, not something they made up in Starcraft. I took three semesters of chemistry in college

Video game loading screen tip: "Legs are required for jumping, dancing."

Wow!!

Probably a Carrie over all I must admit ☹️ but the events that inspired this were probably best described as Samantha sun, Miranda moon

I know it's zany and unprecedented... but if we got a chance I think it could really resonate with people......