So the shoegate I understand it is this:
1. Trump equals shoe size to dick size
2. Trump asks Rubio, Hegseth and the rest of the ilk about their shoe size.
3. They all yell, like 10, 11, big, huge.
4. Trump buys those for them, and they shamble around in shoes twice their size.
Can we send the trump boat parades from 2020 through first to check?
It could be 10 different people
Boredom will save us all
Ideas I had for a made-up public-access television station's programming lineup:
- Three hour accordion hour
- Goth Teen Safari
- Headline news for the slow
What public access shows would your station carry?
(Beastie Boys voice)
listen all y'all, it's a
Boss: Is everything ok?
Me: Yeah, I've been vibe-coding just like you asked.
Boss: All your recent updates just output "work sucks" over and over...
Me: Well yeah. That's a vibe.
I want this in big cursive letters on my living room wall. Inspirational.
move slow and repair things
This is the sign sabotage dream
Podcasts
Serious "Dr Strangelove" vibes
it's Bandcamp Friday, when (minus payment processor fees), 100% of the money you pay musicians goes straight to them. today is the day and it's a good one. here's what i'm picking up today:
@friends-table.bsky.social if you like ttrpg
Your buffalo isn't in a polycule at college
Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.
wait wtf are detachable peanuts
How I feel when someone blocks me
Meanwhile nobody questioning Riker's double-passworded holodeck playlist (Risa vacation videos)
I've long believed that Congress should be like jury duty. The kind of thing nobody actually wants to do except out of a sense that somebody should. Random but relatively easy to get out of.
I think that's called communism
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
You and this guy
Use both. Much better shitposting on this one.
Pretty sure I said "shouldn't" not "couldn't"
doing a reverse mid-life crisis where i do things that help affirm and accept growing older like slowly becoming weirder and witchier but also wiser
