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I say things. I probably won't get your Harry Potter jokes.

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There’s something reassuring about Jake from State Farm having more Super Bowl presence than Harrison Butker.

09.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously. I'll pay $100 to be able to legally remove one of those letters.

19.12.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He would ruin the sun just like he ruined Twitter.

19.12.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just got a bill for the P.A. from an ER visit in July 2024.

19.12.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the new planes come with pre-worn seatback safety cards.

14.11.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a beautiful tribute to Cleto and his family πŸ’™

12.11.2025 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

07.11.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 16663 πŸ” 4297 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 99
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

07.11.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 15912 πŸ” 5514 πŸ’¬ 1382 πŸ“Œ 1070

This should be a huge controversy, but it’s lost in all the other unconstitutional goings on.

08.11.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Orange cat sleeping very comfortably

Orange cat sleeping very comfortably

Same question about my family’s orange kitten.

08.11.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 86716 πŸ” 18272 πŸ’¬ 3164 πŸ“Œ 2370

I’ve only barely watched the news since last November. I tuned in a bit tonight, and I still get that sick feeling in my gut even when there’s good news.

05.11.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who is Mini Mike fooling?

29.10.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 655 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 9
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18.09.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 2431 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 16

We all agree the new Netflix interface is awful, right?

24.08.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a study of over 100 German soldiers who refused to follow orders to kill civilians during WW2, none received the death penalty, and indeed very few
suffered any serious consequence.

DO NOT FOLLOW ILLEGAL ORDERS www.jstor.org/stable/1429971

17.07.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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This Stephen Colbert monologue from Monday night, followed by a bit about the MAGA contingent calling for Trump to release the Epstein files, is the reason why Paramount fired Colbert and canceled his show.

That, and the Midterm elections are coming up, and he would continue to go after Trump.

18.07.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 2778 πŸ” 921 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 81

Oh he's waaaay scared of details coming out.

17.07.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This phenomenon of everyone playing make believe that they’re a hibachi chef is odd.

05.07.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The small man really thinks he's some kind of genius about...well...everything. If it wasn't so freakishly dangerous, I'd just call it pathetic.

23.06.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor's office's appointment reminders are saying "CST." I wish they'd realize that, if I showed up based on their messages, I'd be an hour late.

23.06.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not big on dress codes, but this dude's low-cut toucan shirt is a definite choice.

18.06.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do wonder if Colbert put up a fight to try to get After Midnight renewed.

13.06.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hats off to the whole After Midnight staff and crew and Taylor Tomlinson on a great HOUR LONG show of new comedy 4 nights/week! CBS and Paramount are letting go of something good by not renewing it with a new host.

13.06.2025 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ding ding ding ding!

12.06.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s surely helpful for investigators, but having video of every plane crash these days is not something everybody event wants to see.

12.06.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She was right.

09.06.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 18271 πŸ” 5305 πŸ’¬ 545 πŸ“Œ 322

Can we stop giving content creators access to an airplane set?

08.06.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Karen Read trial took a day off just so we could focus on the Trump+Elion megatantrum.

06.06.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0