@capitaloftexas
austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️🌈 all other socials: carillonghorn (this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
i’ve always planned on taking my husband’s name when i get married so it would have happened eventually. except the mans has to take mine now ‘cause i like what i’ve picked out 😂
i wish it didn’t cost $325, but ya know 😂
how did you know 👀
oh my gooooood little babies 😍
that just kinda feels like divine intervention or summn so i think it’s a sign that i’m ready to do it 🫣
but good god changing my name on everything official is going to be such a pain in the ass, jesus wept
i’ve been going back-and-forth on what i would want… nothing really resonated with me. but then i was hunting for something on one of my bookcases last night, and a name that i’ve seen and read 1,000,000 times jumped out at me; i said it to myself a bunch of times and it felt right. bingooo!
it isn’t even my original name. i had my mother’s maiden name at birth (they weren’t married—i was an accident lmao); he pressured me into changing it when i was in fourth grade. so i’ve never been particularly attached to it
it’s a long story that’s been years in the making but
i think i’m going to change my last name. like, soon. my birthday is next wednesday and what better way to celebrate than ditching my dickhead father’s name like i’ve wanted to for years? 😂
I an eepy boi
you gotta get one more before he gets home; you’ve got time
I would like to live in a giant hollowed out peach with a cast of loveable talking giant insects.
i’ll be in chicago for work in june 👀
i hope poot is doing okay
come on over; i’ll leave the door unlocked
🤤
y’all i’m so fr rn i *need* to get my dick sucked, fuck
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quote this with a picture of your cock 👀
#testicletuesday
this is how i access bluesky
Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling “bi…big booty latinos…”
yes, sir!
god damn, dad 🤤
girl same 😭
i beg your pardon? 😦
too damned sleepy is more like it 🥱
mama can’t keep her eyes open today, fuck
cannot overstate how hard i was just stroking and thinking about burying my cock in some ass 😮💨😮💨😮💨
today’s #mcm is brought to you by: can 5:00 just hurry up already? fucking hell 😮💨
