Summoning Beebe & Webster from the grave so they can see that the future of falconry is a lunatic in the worst possible bra for the situation chasing a brain damaged kestrel behind a Dennys
Would like to state, for the record, that I have now managed both Sean's wedding AND the Death Grips mosh pit without breaking my foot. For those of you who have only ever known me with champagne glass metatarsals.
@aguinnessplease.bsky.social so the department of natural resources has not yet sent me my trapping band. Is this the mid falconry season Doug predicted? Perhaps we were too harsh on him. Dun dun dun.
I am the absolute worst at keeping up with social media and this will be no exception but... I'm technically here.
