The best time to confront your doctor about his affair with his assistant is not in the middle of your root canal.
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The best time to confront your doctor about his affair with his assistant is not in the middle of your root canal.
New notepad!
Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head?
Typo of the day: "Now the ship is just cooling gas and evaporating metal sexpanding slowly in the void."
The only eulogy I need is, "He lived forever."
I feel like someone should've told me that the Thunderbolts movie was about crippling depression.
One-Line Film Review—Monkey Man (2024), starring Dev Patel: Monkey Man is a skillful and emotional Indian fantasy of revenge against the powerful who cruelly abuse the weak, including the poor and transgender.
One-line Film Review: Aftermath (2025), starring Dylan Sprouse
You’d think that, almost 40 years after the release of Die Hard, people would stop trying to make the next one without understanding what made it great.
Solitude is a joy best experienced alone.
No recommendations?
So, who are your favorite people you're following here? For anything, but especially for TTRPG things, news, and art?
#ttrpg #news #art #artists
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I'm currently thinking about how quota is used to indicate both the maximum amount permitted (import quotas) and the minimum amount required (factory quotas).
Who wants a pay-what-you-want one-page RPG about high schoolers resisting oppression in the cyber-corporate future?
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TFW you look over and see a cat on the counter but it's actually the wok you cleaned earlier in the drying rack.
Everyone knows this feeling, right?
Charles Bronson aims a ludicrously large pistol in the foreground of a burning city in the poster for Death Wish 3.
One-line Review: Death Wish 3 (1985): This film takes the vigilante wish fulfillment to a new level with cops endorsing Bronson's vigilantism, locals cheering on daylight extrajudicial murder, and a 32-year-old blonde chasing 64-year-old Bronson just so she can be killed after they hook up.
As Time settled solidly into its middle age, it had to acknowledge that, really, it was a fat circle.
The Coollective: From each according to their radness, to each according to their squareness
What would you give for the infallible ability to remember which friends you've told what?
Anytime (that I think of them).
Fistbumps are out. Fishbumps are in.
Chainsaw the cat:
Autocomplete wisdom: Follow Your Poison
If you don't make pew-pew noises while you're driving, I don't know what you're even doing.
Every Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees) movie is available on HBO Max EXCEPT Jason X. How will I watch Jason turn into an unstoppable kill machine four centuries in the future?!
Ice cream.