Erin 🔥👽💯

"I want the soul of your first born"

Yeah you can have it. She's a real estate agent, so...

the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸

I can say with complete confidence that if Bob from Bob's Burgers jumped off a bridge, so would I

Kid scratching his head with the caption; "Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events"

Fig. 1. Relief block with embracing emperors, detail of fig. 7 (H. 104 cm, L. 270 cm) Credits Crediting for all images: Courtesy Çukurbağ Archaeological Project [TÜBİTAK 115K242], Kocaeli Archaeology Museum/multispectral or microscopic details : M. Abbe. URL http://journals.openedition.org/techne/docannexe/image/2567/img-1.jpg File image/jpeg, 832k

March 1, 293 CE: Today is the beginning of the Tetrarchy—the rule of four. It marks the day Diocletian and Maximian as Augusti made Galerius and Constantius their Caesars. Remember to hug it out as you keep your other hand on the hilt of your sword, 🗡️ folks. journals.openedition.org/techne/2567?...

meme: Tired of the rat race? Sick of the daily grind? Are you ready for a more fulfilling life? Then Being Carried Away By Owls might be right for you!

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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

Would you rather fight Good Jared Leto or Evil Tom Hanks

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions

For many years I lived in an apartment without aircon. My list of places I could go to escape the heat in metro Melbourne

A heraldic-style portrait of the Year of the Curious Squid. The squid looks somewhat startled, and has a green body with blue tentacles and a blue stripe along its mantle

I choose to take this as a positive omen.

(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)

Making friends was easier back in the day when I had a cool bike and was also not insane

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Five people in a cozy warm house gathered around a table laden with food. There is lots of greenery hanging up

🏺🌲🪔 Io Saturnalia!🪔🌲🏺

#OTD from Dec 17-23, Romans celebrated the god Saturn by feasting, exchanging gifts, lighting lamps, and switching up the normal societal class structures 🪔🌲🥧

This illustration is from my series depicting Saturnalia in Hadrians Wall country (more below)🏛️🌲

A panel from Tank Girl depicting a woman with a shaved head and denim vest pulling on her boots and saying "I can't let things stay this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around."

Getting ready for 2026 like

*takes a massive hit off a bong* When Blink-182 sang "work sucks," I really felt that. Yeah.

Galaxy brain meme. Panel 1: Jonathan Harker found paprika hendl spicy because he is pathetically English. Panel 2: Hungarian paprika ranges from mild to very spicy; it's perfectly possible our friend Jonathan was served the spicy stuff Panel 3: "paprika hendl uses sweet paprika" recipes change quickly over time an dplace, Jonathan may have been served a regional variant Panel 4 (text running off bottom): PAPRIKA USED TO BE SPICER holy shit it used to be spicier before sweeter peppers were cultivated in the 1920s. plus the machine to remove the spicy pith and seeds was only invented in the 1860s. 19th century Hungarian cuisine was simply spicier than its modern counterpart. not to mention how even "mild" paprikca can cause indigestion which is why it's so frequently served with sour cream

WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)

Cancer: A mixed bag for you this week when you posthumously win the office death pool.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a goose or duck in possession of a plaid coat, must be in want of a fine hat.

And the folks who are actually writing full-time generally only got there after years of day jobs, family support, or both.

The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.

Amy from Australian punk rock band, 'Amyl and the Sniffers' flipping off Anthony, the blue wiggle from The Wiggles.

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

Rian Johnson Says A ‘Knives Out’/Muppets Mash-Up Would “Break The Reality,” But He’d Still Love To Make A Straight-Up Muppet Movie Rian Johnson playfully breaks down why a “Knives Out”/Muppets crossover wouldn’t work, but admits he would love to make a proper Muppet film

My justification ya filthy animals 🥰 theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate

Capitain haddock meme -"What a week! I'm exhausted" -"It's Monday morning captain" ,