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@violentmedia.itch.io

(she/her) poet, trans lesbian, chronic pain, I โ™ก science, anarcho-communist, tired mom, weird-sad ttrpg designer, thirsty dipshit, writer of pony novels, etc. https://violentmedia.itch.io <-Store https://discord.gg/7XbXyFABVp <-Announcements

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Monticello and Mt Vernon are such evil places, no matter how they try to dress that shit up.

13.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thomas Jefferson was a child raping monster
straight up

and I've been to Mt Vernon, I saw where Washington slept and I saw the buildings where he kept human beings stored like farm equipment.

fuck the USA, government been straight evil in all directions from the start

13.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George Washington enslaved 670 people

James Madison enslaved 100+ people

James Monroe enslaved 178+ people

Thomas Jefferson enslaved 600+ people

13.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Evey Lockhart

thanks for doing this!
๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐ŸŽฒโš”๏ธ
hello, trans lesbian indie #ttrpg writer, trying to keep my wife and our 3 kids safe through the ongoing fascist regime.

buying a few weird, sad, and/or queer zines goes a long way towards keeping us housed and healthy as my wife tries to get a job.

violentmedia.itch.io

10.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cis gay men doing the exact same shit as cis het men, but with a lisp, pissing me the fuck off this morning

13.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

music.youtube.com/watch?v=-FkI...

13.03.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

so what sorta bard will you find? ๐ŸŽธ

magic songs? yep

debate skills? yep

emotional manipulation? yeppers

swashbuckling? also yes

the ability to earn experience points for exploration rather than the #osr standards of gold and murder? so glad you asked, yes

new experiences are the real treasure!

08.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still at 157/250$

12.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
No ICE in Minnesota by jesthehuman and 651 others No ICE in Minnesota: 1439 items for $10.00

Today is your last chance to grab the No ICE in Minnesota bundle for your very ownsome! Or gift one to friends! It's already raised so much, but wouldn't it be awesome if it cracked its final $700K goal right at the end? itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

12.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

check this out while you can
i've already written another blog post
so this post will be evaporating soon
(unless, of course, you give me $20 then the whole backlog, past and future, would be available to you, whenever...)

12.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ”โ”“
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ Yn
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ thys
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒhous
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” we
โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
reade Middel Englisshe
narratyve poetrye
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”

12.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 192 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ozempic and Wegovy users reveal harrowing dark side of โ€˜miracleโ€™ weight-loss drugs EXCLUSIVE: Americans who suffered devastating side effects after taking GLP-1 drugs Ozempic and Wegovy tell Rhian Lubin why they are suing. โ€œIf someone would have told me ... a drug I was taking could make me blind, I would never have taken the first shot.โ€

IN FOCUS | Blindness, extreme vomiting and death โ€” Ozempic and Wegovy users reveal harrowing dark side of โ€˜miracleโ€™ weight-loss drugs

12.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Gila's Birthday Sale by Gila RPGs A bundle by Gila RPGs, $100.00 for 35 games

It's my birthday! That means it's sale time on itch.

Grab any of my games for 38% off, today only.

12.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Every time I need to write page copy for a game or a crowdfunder I forget everything I know about writing page copy or about the game I made

12.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg like every fucking time

like I'll tell my wife and friends excitedly all about the thing I'm making and then go totally blank staring at the itch page dashboard tryna to find words... and like my whole fucking job is finding the words

why? every time, why? lol

12.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even in this Daylight Savings hellscape.

12.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšจ This is not just a post โ€” itโ€™s my childโ€™s life
In Gaza, he is fighting for survival while we search for a way to get him the treatment he urgently needs outside
I am pleading with you โ€” donโ€™t scroll away
you โ€” donate or share and help give my child another chance to live
chuffed.org/project/168482

12.03.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 139 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1538

dolly is a disabled Black mama of a baby and a young kiddo living in an extended stay motel.

$96 is due by 11am #mutualaid ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ธ

CA: yourleftpocket (specify โ€˜for Dollyโ€™)
C: potatomom590
P: rowdyrowdyriot@gmail.com
V: f0rbidden_pets

12.03.2026 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

So sorry to have to keep sharing this, but we need to be able to make rent this month (which is ยฃ800). My partner doesn't hear back until next month about the jobs he's applied and interviewed for unfortunately, so anything helps to make ends meet. Thank you and, again, sorry ๐Ÿ’œ

11.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying "mood" all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won't stop saying it another resident fell over and she was just like "mood"

op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this

mood

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying "mood" all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won't stop saying it another resident fell over and she was just like "mood" op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this mood

11.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still broke
still trans
buy some cool shit from me pls
violentmedia.itch.io/gay-crime-sa...

11.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Zine Cover: "Gay Crime, Sapphics Against Capital" 
Features a bunch of stuff from makeup to tooth brushes to razors to a large wrench, piled haphazardly on tiled bathroom countertop, in mostly bright pink monochrome.
"5 Character Backgrounds + 1 Assassination for the Troika! RPG."
"By Evey Lockhart"

Zine Cover: "Gay Crime, Sapphics Against Capital" Features a bunch of stuff from makeup to tooth brushes to razors to a large wrench, piled haphazardly on tiled bathroom countertop, in mostly bright pink monochrome. "5 Character Backgrounds + 1 Assassination for the Troika! RPG." "By Evey Lockhart"

Page from a zine: 
"Sapphic Transgender Trash Witch
Almost every rule is a lie. In fact, itโ€™s safest to assume all rules are exploitative lies until proven otherwise. 
Your very existence splits this fact wide open to its fetid quick. Those with authority threw you away for the crime of your truth, and so you have turned trash into something truly powerful.
Fuck you, Grandma.
Possessions:
Clothes Someone Left Behind
Silver Locket with a Black and White Photo, Stolen from an Antique Shop (As Armor 1, but only for You.)
Nail Polish Someone Didnโ€™t Want Anymore
Unlimited Supply of Misprinted Lineless Composition Notebooks from the Landfill on the Hill
Pens and Suckers Liberated from a Bank Lobby
40 Page, Lineless Composition Notebook, Filled with Pain
Advanced Skills:
3 Spell: As Garbage, Unseen (2)
2 Spell: Bleed on My Page (6)
1 Spell: Junk Wizardry (2)
0 Spell: Trash Wisdom (1)
-1 Spell: Scream in the Dark (0)
1 Ad Hoc Construction
1 Art
1 Locks
1 Stealth

Note: Only Transgender Players

Page from a zine: "Sapphic Transgender Trash Witch Almost every rule is a lie. In fact, itโ€™s safest to assume all rules are exploitative lies until proven otherwise. Your very existence splits this fact wide open to its fetid quick. Those with authority threw you away for the crime of your truth, and so you have turned trash into something truly powerful. Fuck you, Grandma. Possessions: Clothes Someone Left Behind Silver Locket with a Black and White Photo, Stolen from an Antique Shop (As Armor 1, but only for You.) Nail Polish Someone Didnโ€™t Want Anymore Unlimited Supply of Misprinted Lineless Composition Notebooks from the Landfill on the Hill Pens and Suckers Liberated from a Bank Lobby 40 Page, Lineless Composition Notebook, Filled with Pain Advanced Skills: 3 Spell: As Garbage, Unseen (2) 2 Spell: Bleed on My Page (6) 1 Spell: Junk Wizardry (2) 0 Spell: Trash Wisdom (1) -1 Spell: Scream in the Dark (0) 1 Ad Hoc Construction 1 Art 1 Locks 1 Stealth Note: Only Transgender Players

I'm extremely broke & maybe you would like to own an extremely queer ttrpg zine by me?
It's some of my most queer, punk, & personal work, especial the Trans Trashwitch background below.
i know what it is to be discarded

+just added an epub edition!
violentmedia.itch.io/gay-crime-sa...

26.10.2023 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

the thing about game design is

sometimes you give sheep human hands
and then you get to think about the reality of sheep with human hands, a lot. and that's not great

at this point I'm leaning into it
so I think the sheeple are gonna say "what're ya gonna do?" in resignation rather than bleating

06.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today, we will be charged a $76 fee to begin an eviction process. For some reason, my posts canโ€™t get beyond 5 to 8 shares. I donโ€™t know what to do. Sharing helps reach those that can help.

We urgently need to raise $1,000 to go w/my husbandโ€™s check to stay housed. Please help ๐Ÿ’›

$44.55/$5,500

11.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Let the neopets ttrpg serve as a warning to anyone who doesn't hire me. Not hiring me = chaos, devastation, mockery. Hiring me? Also chaos and devastation but it will be good.

11.03.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 126 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Normalcy has vanished for Sama'a and her family, but with Eid nearly here maybe we can help give them a single normal day of celebration. Please give what you can.

chuffed.org/project/157569

10.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 163 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Cretaceous Rails Reprint and Cretaceous Seas Expansion by Spielcraft Games - Gamefound Travel back in time to the Cretaceous era, build a rail network into the jungle, take time-traveling tourists on safari to see their favorite dinosaurs in the wild, and build a resort full of attracti...

I am a trans board game designer! The first printing of my crazy dinosaur train game Cretaceous Rails is sold out, but you can pre-order the second printing right now on Game found! gamefound.com/en/projects/...

10.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is an entire thread full of trans authors - mostly independent - writing across all sorts of genres

It's difficult to get trans stories published these days; the huge media corps aren't even looking anyone but the big names right now. We put our stories out where we can

10.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 100 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/jaye...

Hi!
I'm an indie comic artist, who is getting ready to digitally launch the new issue of my dark fantasy/horror/urban fantasy comic!

10.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0