andy

first grimes forgetting to switch accounts now this, can't catch a break

the bite of '87

hell yeah 👍

like literally or metaphorically?

trying to get in the Canadian mindset?

oh holy shit, recent change that looks like I'd qualify too this is wild

yes and if you buy them through somewhere like target 🤮 or Costco you can save like 5% usually

69 bro

oh ty 4 info I just ordered 50 for like $2

Craving Some Cock

It's past midnight and I'm not flying away. Is it possible the religious leaders were full of shit?

The regime's new plan of "removing everything our opposition has to lose" is a bold strategy I wonder how it goes for them.

the most fucked up part of laundry is when you try to get rid of it by putting it in the washer and then it just comes right back and suddenly needs attention like "fold me, put me away" oh my god just stop

they got a jack in the box

MIMI FUCKIN MIMIIIIII

u better have gone 😤

Maybe instead of gendering restrooms and then getting mad when other people use the wrong one we could just build them with walls all the way down and no 2" gaps where you make eye contact with some guy shitting and then just have one big one instead of two that get used half the time.

@anyaustin.bsky.social YOOOOOOO. Did you stay afloat or go down with the ship? I was unable to attend the event but I made the quiz and stats page for @themrkite.bsky.social's booth. Hope you had a good time!

most of it. that and remembering lines but I almost exclusively do improv because you can't forget your lines if there aren't any.

what if it was in Florida?

photo of a man who looks like he might enjoy a cigarette drinking a Ghost energy drink with the caption "I heard someone refer to a crisp, cold energy drink as a 'fridge cigarette' and I've never heard anything more accurate."

I don't get what the problem is

A screenshot of Sam smiling coyly and saying "Oops. Sorry sluts."

every single time an episode premise is revealed

a man with sweat running down his face Alt: key and peele sketch where jordan peele is sweating profusely due to someone asking a question he doesn't want to answer

commenters not wanting to be the one to point out your typo.
100% correct though. idk what it is with the internet but people love jumping into a conversation as a contrarion or adding information that you didn't forget, it just wasn't the focus of the post.

idk Boston bad

google maps screenshot of a train station listing all the trains that service it and their times

???

Wildest thing to me about grand theft auto VI speculation is that everyone assumes they'll be able to play both Jason and Lucia interchangeably on the same playthrough.

bro what the hell did I ever do to you?

eatin' pussy 👍