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emily dylan πŸ‘Ύ

@nachobra

Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com

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a new greatures about making that face I hate!
greatures.com/comic/195/

11.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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through out it all... i'm still smilin'...

31.01.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think we can all agree that we would have acted the same way in donald trump's position, provided we were born at the exact same time as him to the same parents with their specific genetic makeup & you had the same brain as him & experienced all the same events as him in the right order

11.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but the swingset just kills you. like even just hanging from it will kill niko, he doesn't even get flung into a wall, he'll die in midair. maybe there's two opposite forces that are crushing him, but i wanna know WHAT forces those are & WHY they don't work correctly. do any of you know. tell me PLZ

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the monster truck's tires don't update the state of the vehicle they're pressing on, but any other interaction will add all of that accumulated force at once & send the car flying. ->

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish i could find a good technical explanation of why the swingset glitch happens in gta iv. i imagine it's similar to the monster truck glitch in san andreas where it's continuously adding a force to some actor ->

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s something like β€œdick tips will have multiple funeral homes perpetually under construction for literally decades so when the department of transportation wants the land to build highway expansions he can get more of that sweet taxpayer money”. it’s not very catchy

10.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there should be a law where if you’re caught exploiting a legal loophole you just get executed, no trial

10.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in san antonio there’s a funeral home tycoon / real estate shithead named Dick Tips. it’s true look it up if you don’t believe me

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i have a new πŸ”žnsfwπŸ”ž cartoon drawing on my @banjotitty.bsky.social account. maybe check it out if your interested...

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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there was a dang hawk in the β€˜bove scaring the poor chichens!!!!!!! 😒

10.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
in defense of Revolution 9
in defense of Revolution 9 YouTube video by SEZNO

someone else made the video I’ve been thinking about making for years, thank god.

10.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a lotta classic rock nerds talk about drummers like everyone needs to be john bonham to be considered "good", i'm not saying that. just like, for a 10 minute song that's supposed to be super grand (ha ha), the drums do nothing special to contribute to that & it's a gosh darn shame if you ask me

09.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a while ago i listened to closer to home by grand funk railroad, i was focusing on the drums & i finally understood what homer meant when he said "the competent drumming of don brewer". those drums are just so "yeah that'll do i guess" that it keeps the song from reaching its true potential imo

09.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

violent guy - grand theft auto
hungry guy - kirby
boring guy - excel 95
retro guy - minecraft
lawyer guy - phoenix right
hungry girl - cooking mama
gay guy - undertale
girl guy - celeste
internet guy - can’t think of one :/
construction guy - wrecking crew 98
politics guy - papers please

09.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

most popular games by type of person:
normal guy - halo
weird guy - falling guys
cool guy - fortnite
normal girl - ときめきパヒγƒͺをル (1994)
weird girl - yoshi (series)
cool girl - binding of isaac
toddler - sonic the hedgehog (series)
old guy - NYT crossword
really old guy - shadow puppets on the cave wall

09.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it seems everyone these days has a favourite video game! they have become ubiquitous in the culture, or should i say, ubisoftiquitous! from geeks to girls to gamers, it would seem everyone these days has a favourite video game!

09.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Lennon was a famous singsong man and founding member of Beatles. His best known songs include hits such as Mean Mr. Mustard, Good Golly Miss Mustard, Hallelujah (It’s Raining Mustard), Mustard on the Bayou, and Closer My God To Mustard.

04.12.2024 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at work we have this big santa cartman plush. I keep seeing it around & I always want it. but it’s $35 & even with my 15% employee discount that is too much money for a cartman, in THIS economy…….

09.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just thinking about what other themed tables I would like in pinball fx cause my one single south park table is so lonely… but most of them are friggin star wars marvel bullshit 😴😴😴😴😴πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±

09.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dude a homestar runner pinball cabinet would go.. dare I say it… it would go crazy go nuts… oh yes indeed…

09.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why the fuck do I gotta be at work for another half an hour. β€œ8.5 hr shift” blow me!!! nothing in the world takes 8 entire hours to do. I just wanna go home & play south park pinball on my nintendo switch. but noooo!!!!!!!!!! β€œthe man” says I can’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 33 more minutes

09.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it takes a big man to admit they were wrong. kudos!

08.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Killer Bug - Beyond The Valley Of Tapes
Killer Bug - Beyond The Valley Of Tapes YouTube video by Rob Snivlem

where are my fellow Harsh Noise Appreciators in β€œda house” this evening!!?

08.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hate when I make the most powerful weapon in the universe only to realize that I made it too powerful & now I gotta destroy it. (smacks my forehead like in the v8 commercials of yesteryear) it’s just such a waste of time, & resources

08.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Captain Beefheart - Well
Captain Beefheart - Well YouTube video by Revanlation
08.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SpongeBob SquarePants. Welcome to bikini bottom. The.Krabby patties are on me.
SpongeBob SquarePants. Welcome to bikini bottom. The.Krabby patties are on me. YouTube video by raysipeladygaga

spongebob

08.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people really be out here making art about.. (checks notes) n*gative emotions? & m*cabre subject matter? 😬 that is... certainly a look!

08.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it rules that genius dot com never removes any annotations regardless of how shitty they are. if you get there first you can just misremember a children’s story like a moron & that will be the top annotation until the end of time

08.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0