My dentist told me the pure of heart donβt need to floss
10.03.2026 12:27
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My dentist told me the pure of heart donβt need to floss
A sad-looking Golden Retriever, ears pinned back, wears a telephone headset with a microphone.
βThereβs no reason to be rude, um, Margaret is it? Technically maβam yes, youβre right, I actually am a son of a bitch, but Iβm pretty sure thatβs not how you meant it. Now, what can I- Okay, now youβre just being hurtful...β
I like the idea of the constitution saying something not constitutionally, like it just takes a brief sidebar and is like yo this isnβt the law but how about root beer, yum yum yum this is Ben Franklin the root beer man
You do not need the robots to creatively prompt you! Just try to take the most violent bite of yourself possible. Try to swallow yourself whole
blue and purple ink painting of brain scan image with half-visible words
Oh look! Some new ink brain paintings π§ͺπ‘π§ artologica.etsy.com
I loooove this one, with a quote from Hildegard of Bingen
I still think about this a lot.
phones do not spy on you with their microphone. do not worry. instead, what happens is that a vast and uninterpretable ensemble of artificial neural networks examines and integrates your subconscious until it can predict what you are going to say
Okay one more thing: thatβs Bill doing the opening narration of βAnchorman.β And, while every surviving 70s anchor claims to be the model for Ron Burgundy, it was Bill. Proof? He shot a scene as the Network Anchor handing the throne to Ron that didnβt make the Final Cut.
youtu.be/Cnh5MQsAIAo?...
News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from βWait Waitβ at the end of May.
chicago.suntimes.com/arts-and-cul...
7,000 days without chew
Frame #6775 from 60sE39 a groobee fight
dicks got sucked off.
by wind, you fucking animals!!!!
Saw someone mutter beratingly to themselves after a social interaction and then ironically wanted to meet them.
Slow worms are coming to fuck Badenoch up!
We all know where this is heading.
My carryon is half clothes half sunscreen
A plane that spans most of Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina
Never been on a plane this big
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JD Vance and Marco Rubio standing behind the president in the oval office
First they came for the shoes that fit us, and we did not speak out, because we are weak and vapid men.
glitch in the matrix where iβve checked the same jacket pocket for my earbuds case 1 million times and it isnβt in there but i magically pull them out of said pocket rn
i keep my account semi-anon for a few reasons. one of those is a lot of anti-vaccine people in my city are heavily armed, it turns out. and i am pretty much at my limits for anxiety these days
Cape Townβs Labia Theatre named one of the greatest cinemas in the world
www.womanandhomemagazine.co.za/entertainmen...
A patch of mayapples growing in a wooded area. The plants are approximately a foot tall, with umbrella-like leaves. Double tops, like the one in the foreground, tend to produce flowers and fruit.
Close-up of a mayapple in bloom. The flower has white petals with a yellow center. A river is barely visible on the right side of the image. Hardwood trees line the far bank of the river.
From yesterday's bike ride, a patch of mayapples. They only popped out the ground a few days ago, but some are already blooming. Location is Macon, Georgia.
#nature #flowers #bloomscrolling
Apparently he's there to visit some minesite but for some reason they didn't bother to do a proper medical before flying him over and when they did the medical in Chile his BP was too high so now he just gets a free holiday lmao
I was reading up on an ancient statue cache and they're not sure what they were used for, etc. What I love about this kind of thing is that, to its original audience, it could have been a masterpiece, an abomination, just meh or a neolithic Thomas Kincaid, we just don't have the context
mockup game card
some more recent art on my WIP card game. I quite like this look, the strong inks and tones. Many card game go for a painted color vibe, but I feel like this matches the tone.
I'd love to turn this into a solo card game of some kind. Notes and such, but still working
lol remember when the governor of oregon, who is a lesbian, who allegedly will protect trans oregonians and the right to choose, and possessed of a dem supermajority, in no danger of a republican ever winning her seat, made us all put our flags at half staff because charlie fucking kirk got shot
[Showing Tom Cruise a video of me putting my socks on while standing up] I do my own stunts too.
