this is the funniest shit he's ever done, and that's a high bar
13.03.2026 00:03
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this is the funniest shit he's ever done, and that's a high bar
Hey can you do me a favour, did I say that there was no bigotry in Britain at all? Or did you just put that on me for no reason?
the editorial bald
israel's been shelling southern lebanon towns as well as beirut every night now, it's relentless and no one gives a shit. i don't think i've seen the uk government mention it once?
Definitely do not look up Winston Churchill's career in WWI, do not do that.
Attempting to take control of a strait from a hypothetically inferior adversary engaged in an existential war? What could go wrong?
It's also remarkable how badly the two traditional parties have so utterly annihilated themselves, that they're left with two leaderships who are unable to see what's right in front of their faces.
It's quite incredible how it's somehow taboo to say the obvious truth about the UK, which is that it's a well integrated society where most people just get on with their lives no problem. Apart from a core of extremely insulated journalists and politicians who refuse to be integrated.
It's impressive to what extent Badenoch has detached from the observable universe. Genuinely no one is operating on this level.
Fuck Keir Starmer
- A man who couldn't get us cancelled from Glasto
- A man who couldn't beat us in court
- A man who has destroyed the Labour Party
- A man whose government supports war criminals in Israel with weapons and intelligence
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
I'm live! And I'm just playing some Hollow Knight which I found delightful the first time I played it www.twitch.tv/skthecrusader
Four-panel meme showing a Labour supporter saying they will vote for trans rights, placing a ballot in a box, then a result panel where “trans rights” overwhelmingly wins but the NEC says no trans rights wins instead
I think the thing I hate about Israel the most is this uwu smolbean shite they come out with. If you're going to be a deranged fascist state that's endangering the entire world I'd at least appreciate it if you weren't such fucking babies about it.
Elad Simchayoff on twitter: I interviewed two Israeli Air Force pilots who are part of the operation in Iran. When I asked what it felt like to enter Iranian airspace for the first time, one of them said: “You find yourself thinking, what do these people, so far away from us, actually want from us? They have a huge and beautiful country. Right now full of snow and lakes. Truly a very, very beautiful place. What do they want from us, this small piece of land? It’s such a strange feeling.”
A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.
The Aggro-Centrist tactic at the moment seems to be to make the Titnosis thing equal to the Mandelson thing and unfortunately there's quite a big problem with that. Which is the Titnosis thing doesn't involve the world's most famous paedophile. Sucks to suck, but that's how it is!
Wow, you're going to be really upset when you hear about this entity called The Labour Party, if you dislike lying.
Leto II is looking rough these days
Put Geronimo the Alpaca on the 50 quid note.
Literally anyone who wasn't connected to the world's most notorious nonce.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”
Starmer's like the chosen one of finding every rake imaginable.
Iran war a 'wake-up call' on EU fossil fuel dependency, Harris warns The Finance Minister said there has been ‘not enough’ diversification in how Ireland and Europe sources its energy since the war in Ukraine.
Me after having slept through half a dozen alarms: Wow, what a wake-up call this is
it took supporters of the Iraq War years to pretend they’d never supported invading Iraq, Badenoch and Jenrick barely lasted a week
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The one's a case of long Corbyn, had his brain fried by him ages and ages ago
ye but have u considered
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Israel eliminated post from fox sports
Fox Sports graphics department going hard
The funny thing is we all know the thing about him just repeating whatever the last person told him was, but right now it’s obvious he has different people trying to explain various possibilities and contingencies and he’s just fucking panicking and scrambling and saying them all at once.
Honestly in a government that's produced nothing but outrage, this has to rank very highly. The kind of thing that ought to see the leadership hounded out of politics forever, even without all the other stuff they've done.