I wonder how they even figured out you can tattoo eyelids

Okay so that’s normal

Happy people posting pictures of their outdoor bbq party with fireworks and a caption that says “fuck the 4th of July and America” caption day

Hey are you okay? I checked your location and it said you were at the intersection of art and technology

I can’t believe I had to explain the young thug trial to a 75 year old man who just got diagnosed with lung cancer

People in Portland Oregon will act like you shot their mother if you express wanting a tan

I just think it’s funny to drop the Bible on a 6 year old when her parents are in Tibet

When I was a kid my parents decided they wanted to fuck off to Tibet for a few months so they gave me to my grandma who put me in vacation Bible school lol and I did not know what was happening

The numbers of our friends

The collapse of the Soviet Union gives Adidas a steez that Nike could never replicate

I just know I’d find club drugs and idm in every lifetime

Doing a lot of adderall and listening to yoko ono>>>>>>>

Girl doing coke in the bathroom last night kept begging me to dance to “the arctic monkeys or slipknot or something like that you know” like bro idk if I do know

Lmao yeah no I literally do criminal right after glory box it’s a fated combo

The thing about dancing is sometimes the least esoteric music pick is the most esoteric. See: Cherry pie, pony, glory box, etc.

People in Portland honestly go apeshit when I dance to portishead in the club it’s bananas

Je ne sais quoi

I really want someone to buy me a bunch of belly rings

This is so true

I’m not someone who can balance part time jobs tell me why I have to work from 8:30am-3pm today and then also 10:15pm-2:30am and then on Thursday I have to work at 8:30am again after getting off at 2:30am the night before

Tryna feed my girl nerd clusters while going to town on her nerve cluster iykwim

One time (before I had seen it) someone I was sitting with tried to deny poor things was pedophilic but then when i brought up dogtooth they also tried to deny that movie was about incest so

I’m finally watching poor things did anybody else realize this movie is bad????

Instagram targeted cleaning product ads are so lost on me like girl I’m not mopping my walls

It’s what the world needs but not what the world deserves

Feel this after Derrick Carter in Chicago last week too

Do u feel like they chose a Chicago pope because they were trying to choose one of us but then we left so they were like “fuck let’s just choose some guy”

That’s so funny bc I’ve been meaning to tell u whenever I hear “do my thing” i think abt u

Or the kind who moralize introversion like wym I have to put all of the effort into a social interaction and yr still gonna go home and feel intellectually superior abt it.

Sometimes at work when I don’t want to do my job i just ask my boss to explain the federal reserve to me and i buy myself at least an hour. If I really need hours that week I start to play devils advocate