Lauren 🍂

I started watching White Lotus and I cannot tell if this is a drama, comedy, thriller, mystery, etc.

It’s so strange but I’m giving it a shot lol

Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

I have read half of Fourth Wing in a little over 12 hours. 😂

I’m in deep with the dark haired blue dragon man.

Today in job search news: Connected with someone who we have 20 mutual connections with, don’t think I’ve ever met him, but guess what is name is??

Jared Jensen.

Full, legal, government name.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you, I’m so sorry your search has been difficult. Sending you good vibes too that you land something better

Well. I got laid off from my job today.

I know I’m in unfortunately good company of people who have been laid off, so any advice or general tips appreciated ❤️❤️

Watching #Severance finally and it’s confirmed that I am definitely a plot driven person when it comes to TV shows.

Gimme all the thriller / mystery things to watch.

She just gets it

a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

Got rejected from a job I really wanted while simultaneously cutting open the most perfect avocado I’ve had in awhile.

Something about silver linings (avocado linings?)

Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Omg I love goats, absolute favorite farm animal 😭❤️

💀💀💀

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Oooof I want the Eagles to win, but Chiefs…. 😬

This is so sweeeettt 🥹

This my friends is called engagement farming, and you're going to be seeing a lot of it. The best ways to clock it:

1. Posts about something that's already widely reported
2. Aims to leverage despair, rage and/or anxiety for an emotional response
3. Offers no actual insights or analysis

Look out!

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There’s a 99.9% chance she will never do this again cause she’s a little princess but SERIOUSLY MAAM WTF.

YOUVE WOKEN ME UP TO PUT YOU ON THINGS FOR THE LAST 9 YEARS

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My dog, who I’ve had to lift on to the couch most of her entire life, just took a running leap up on the couch with no hesitation and aced the landing perfectly……….

Good news! Kitten is feeling better and braver and wanted to play for the first time ☺️

Bad news - kitten is feeling braver… the office is no longer enough, she must explore other lands lol

Ooops I did it again…. 😃

Meet foster kitty Crockpot.

I’ve been calling her Mrs Potts cause she deserves better.

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone

I’ve officially reached the “let’s circle back after the new year” part of the year 🙌🏻

I only have one more "Alexa stop" left in me before I throw it across the room

I hope Jen got to keep her megaphone haha

Why is sitting in your car by yourself before you get into the house one of the top most relaxing experiences you can have in life

Mood ❤️

The Austin airport has fantastic tacos just so everyone’s aware.

I had no idea until today, I am forever changed for the better lol