Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
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Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
May all your fails be epic
Not a bad idea!!
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An illustration of a Waffle House on top of two giant chicken legs, like the Baba Yaga's house. It's standing in a spooky forest.
Greetings, traveler...
Holy shit, man, incredible
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. sux 2 b u. lol. lmfao.
Free on Nextdoor: baby shoes, never worn
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. The baby hates them. He says, "That's the wackest shit I've ever seen."
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Oh snap! (Sorry for crappy pic in the dark)
Oh hell yes, you bet it does
A young skinny version of me with bleach blond hair and sunglasses wearing a loose fitting black suit, sitting on a bench in a town square, with a metal statue leaning on the bench behind me; the statue is wearing I guess like sort of a Napoleon hat and coat.
That's me in Bratislava around 2006.
A van that has text on the side that says Jesus is lord plumbing company.
I am pretty much the same!
In every single movie where there's a SWAT team scene, the SWAT team leader guy always yells, "Secure the perimeter! No one goes in or out!" and every time I want one of the SWAT team guys to be all bitchy and nasty like "Um yeah we know what secure the perimeter means"
They should invent a person who is on time.
^ I meant to say, "I wish they had a setting to warn us when we're about to RE-post something without alt text; that would be really useful."
I wish they had a setting to warn us when we're about to post something without alt text; that would be really useful.
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This is spectacular!
haven't missed alt text in five years I think... You may be intrigued about our project in that regard spinweaveandcut.com/blind-access...
Artists -- and everyone! -- a reminder that you should always include alt text with your posts containing images, every time. Here are some great reasons why: (1/)
Every day I see cool artwork on here and think, I would repost that if it had alt text.
unrelated to this conversation this shoe totally rules
I used to bounce back and forth pretty frequently between Brooklyn and New Orleans and one thing that'd happen after I spent time in New Orleans is that I'd be back in Brooklyn and see a bunch of red stuff on the sidewalk and for a sec I'd think it was crawfish but it was usually blood.
Too long