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No alt text, no follow. Alt text is your ethical responsibility to people with disabilities -- check my pinned post! Paper mâché, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, nature. He/him. manningkrull.com pfp: goblin-faced white guy banner: Cryptique logo

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Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 👍 1795 🔁 292 💬 17 📌 8

May all your fails be epic

10.11.2023 12:18 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

Not a bad idea!!

11.03.2026 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🖤

11.03.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An illustration of a Waffle House on top of two giant chicken legs, like the Baba Yaga's house. It's standing in a spooky forest.

An illustration of a Waffle House on top of two giant chicken legs, like the Baba Yaga's house. It's standing in a spooky forest.

Greetings, traveler...

08.08.2023 19:58 👍 1726 🔁 550 💬 44 📌 46

Holy shit, man, incredible

11.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. sux 2 b u. lol. lmfao.

25.05.2025 21:44 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Free on Nextdoor: baby shoes, never worn

11.03.2026 15:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. The baby hates them. He says, "That's the wackest shit I've ever seen."

25.05.2025 21:04 👍 80 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 2
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a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks .. Alt: Benedict Cumberbatch hat tip
11.03.2026 13:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧠👈

11.03.2026 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh snap! (Sorry for crappy pic in the dark)

11.03.2026 11:51 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh hell yes, you bet it does

11.03.2026 02:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A young skinny version of me with bleach blond hair and sunglasses wearing a loose fitting black suit, sitting on a bench in a town square, with a metal statue leaning on the bench behind me; the statue is wearing I guess like sort of a Napoleon hat and coat.

A young skinny version of me with bleach blond hair and sunglasses wearing a loose fitting black suit, sitting on a bench in a town square, with a metal statue leaning on the bench behind me; the statue is wearing I guess like sort of a Napoleon hat and coat.

That's me in Bratislava around 2006.

11.03.2026 02:14 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0
A van that has text on the side that says Jesus is lord plumbing company.

A van that has text on the side that says Jesus is lord plumbing company.

10.03.2026 23:29 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 2
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a man in a star trek shirt says i accept the challenge Alt: Captain Kirk from Star Trek saying I accept the challenge.
10.03.2026 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am pretty much the same!

10.03.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and says i see what you did there Alt: J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson looking like he suddenly realized something and he starts laughing; text below says i see what you did there.
10.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In every single movie where there's a SWAT team scene, the SWAT team leader guy always yells, "Secure the perimeter! No one goes in or out!" and every time I want one of the SWAT team guys to be all bitchy and nasty like "Um yeah we know what secure the perimeter means"

08.01.2024 21:54 👍 56 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

They should invent a person who is on time.

10.03.2026 19:59 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0

^ I meant to say, "I wish they had a setting to warn us when we're about to RE-post something without alt text; that would be really useful."

10.03.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish they had a setting to warn us when we're about to post something without alt text; that would be really useful.

10.03.2026 19:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👎

10.03.2026 18:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is spectacular!

10.03.2026 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Blind Accessible Comics

haven't missed alt text in five years I think... You may be intrigued about our project in that regard spinweaveandcut.com/blind-access...

10.03.2026 18:15 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 4

Artists -- and everyone! -- a reminder that you should always include alt text with your posts containing images, every time. Here are some great reasons why: (1/)

16.04.2025 15:20 👍 97 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 10

Every day I see cool artwork on here and think, I would repost that if it had alt text.

28.07.2025 14:12 👍 159 🔁 46 💬 5 📌 2

unrelated to this conversation this shoe totally rules

10.03.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I used to bounce back and forth pretty frequently between Brooklyn and New Orleans and one thing that'd happen after I spent time in New Orleans is that I'd be back in Brooklyn and see a bunch of red stuff on the sidewalk and for a sec I'd think it was crawfish but it was usually blood.

23.04.2025 23:07 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Too long

10.03.2026 15:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0