Smelling like Roses
10.03.2026 15:04
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Smelling like Roses
Western media be like
Me, watching Gorillaz on SNL, remembering when that song came out 25 years ago:
Sometimes you’ve got to do it scared
rental family is absolutely OBLITERATING my heart
Wendy's burgers
We have Wendy's at home!
Wendy's at home
i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on
Soldier: "Can I do a war crime."
Gen AI: "No, that is forbidden by ..."
Soldier: "I think I can."
Gen AI: "I'm sorry, i was mistaken and you are correct."
Furries in Pitt!!!
recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green
Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.
Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say
nix fixes this
Ugghhhhh I think I need to take a break from this job soon. Hate coming home and immediately passing out until 5
(also I hate when that happens!)
me at the interview
the members of gorillaz walking through a jungle, murdoc blows a kiss directed at a snake off screen
a giant snake in a tree with hearts in its eyes
while people were arguing about porn online murdoc straight up had fuck with a big snake.
A four panel comic strip. Panel one: text reads “I love drawing my scrungly guys at the computer.” A coyote is shown looking at the viewer over his shoulder whilst typing at a computer. Panel two: text reads “But what are they computing?” A close of view of a badge on the computer reading “CBM- Coyote Business Machines.” Panel three: text reads “Making a game? Drawing up a budget? Home automation?” The coyote says, “I use the computer to communicate!” Panel four: a close view of the computer screen, showing a simple program written in Basic: “10 print “yip” 20 goto 10” Run Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
like… IN the computer??
This is so many of y'all rn
i gotta rewatch this
There is a pawbert for every fetish
Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”
Me, a coyote, side eyeing an outdoor catboy therian knowing damn well what I gotta do to protect the local native animal population
Burned my lip on hot pasta water aaaaaaghhhh
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.
Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
NASA warns alíen life may not be fuckable
It’s official. Everything sucks
So Portland bans the carrying of firearms in City Hall. Then a peaceful protest spooks one councilor and now they're advocating to allow JUST councilors to open carry, even though the main advocate for this rule admits they don't know how to use a gun and just want it on their body as a totem.
