K.B. Spangler

Me, silently crying in gratisaditude: Thank you

*sigh* Yeah.

"Yay we made a seemingly unobtainable sales goal!!!" versus "It's been a month and the Shitbeasts are somehow still eating fresh goat poop..."

Hey, so we're about a week away from learning if I'm going to have to rent goats and film them taking over my garden because I lost a bet.

There is still time for you to preorder this book to make sure I lose.

I am VERY DIVIDED about this, believe me.

#book #books #comic #comics #BookSky #scifi

Nah they're the predators (doers) in this scenario.

Jeez, yeah, the difference between hyenas and vultures.

Actually yes I would LOVE to try this! Do you have a link?

In the space of "We're going to pivot to AI!" Firefox has become a crashy laggy mess. We've been in a committed relationship for over a decade but now I'm checking out the butts of other browsers from across the bar.

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Me: “So if it’s 11:15 but our bodies think it’s only 10:15, then why does it feel like 2?”

Husband: “Same reason it’s 2026 but it feels like 1939.”

No longer good for anything except listlessly poking at stuff with a long stick.

Arches in a rough art deco style.

Mixed up a bunch of sparkle paint for lilies and couldn’t bear to waste the rest, so have some arches.

He does blue ties from time to time but usually they match that hideous blue. He looks poorly assembled today.

I now cannot unsee the suit/necktie clash

In a few days all of the objectives will be accomplished and he'll shift his attention to Cuba like a kitty cat chasing the red dot, and leave the rest of us paying the financial costs for the next ten years and the cost of lives taken forever.

Line go down and war go stop

Trump's Most Illegal War Yet YouTube video by LegalEagle

Hate how these guys have to use clickbait titles and framing. Legal Eagle's breakdown videos are great for "Please explain this to me like I'm educated and decently bright but this is in no way my area of expertise."

This guy probably paid several hundred thousand for a custom kitchen remodel and it took four months to pick out the cabinet pulls.

Careful this is how you run The Onion.

Sumerian monsterfuckers were (literally) lit.

Records of Snakes Georg checks out

"Don't be so careful in time of death" is the motto I live by right now.

There's a pond a few houses down but my parents live next to it and they have zero snakes.

Oooh! Snake ID update!

It's not really a surprise anymore tho

..................better than fair chance of being Snakes Georg

Small brown snake relocated to a planter. A ceramic strawberry is for scale.

This one is just a baby, probably a brown rat snake. Easily relocated outside to the peach tree pot before Murder Princess could do a chomp.

I know you keep telling me that normal houses don’t contain multiples of snakes but that just seems fake tbh

*chants* POR-TENTS! POR-TENTS!! POR-TENTS!!!

Otis the black cat looks moody among a frame of flowers

Sarah, how's the writing going?

Wellll I started taking pictures of my cat as if she was getting married, so, yeah. I mean, great.