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Dilly helps us all so much πŸ™

When I say we parted with something like over 2500 books, CDs and DVDs and I’ve still got dozens of boxes full of them, that’s a tiny part of my own warehouse saga. I could still use Dilly for the home stretch!

12.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think honestly if we’d gone on this a couple of years ago the amount of shit in our tiny London flat would have given one of those warehouses a run for its money, this show is honestly there to help us clear 40 years of hoarding πŸ’€

12.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We will go one weekend very soon when like, work isn’t trying to dismantle our brains

12.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all needed this

12.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like a slow burn but this is a SLOW. BURN.

11.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My book brain hasn’t been working for the last couple of weeks so I’ve gone to the tea place with my enjoyable but bizarrely long romance novel

11.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!! But I don’t necessarily believe it, what is time

11.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2781 πŸ” 487 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 23

😱

11.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s actually a waste for me to try and be sexy, thanks Hudson, because what would I do with that, but y’all haven’t seen me in a couple of weeks because I’ve been going through it so while my face, hair and pyjamas are all clean at the same time πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

11.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really like simple advice I can follow which is why I currently have β€œput the fucking panic module away” from Murderbot and β€œbe kind to yourself, be diligent, fix your shit and stay sexy” from Hudson Williams.

Both have basically resulted in me trying to drink slightly more water and moisturise.

11.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of this fandom do not seem in line with the ways I interpret these characters tbh

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fucking hell

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to be honest with his dad!!!

10.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So nice to have them and I definitely haven’t merged them into a complex OT4 in my personal headcanon

10.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ewan on #SortYourLifeOut: β€œWhen irons build up a scorch mark like this, I have a little trick.”

Me: β€œIs it paracetamol?”

Ewan: β€œJust a packet of 39p paracetamol-β€œ

Mum: β€œJENNIFER ANNE!”

We don’t own an iron, guys (we have a steamer) but I know ALL.

10.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen all the other episodes once and this episode about ten times πŸ™ˆ

Anyway my assumption was that he didn’t want to lie to his dad about where he’s been and what he’s been doing so he didn’t visit, but I agree he COULD have done.

10.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof, poor ALL of you!!! πŸ’œ

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

09.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 2391 πŸ” 709 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 179

Stacey Solomon and Sort Your Life out have come back to rescue us all (help me and mum finish clearing out the living room)

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally l love this for Ilya

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ Lolll there was loads of gold! It just wasn’t Ramses’ gold because his all got stolen

10.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet we will bless them anyway πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

10.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lolololol this is very true actually, blimey

10.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway all I want to do is plot a series of fics we might write with @dwellthebrave.bsky.social that most of the HR fandom don’t want, so I’ll go back to posting about… other nonsense idk

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I just think everyone in this show likes each other and wants good things for each other? Several cast members have shared this now.

Good for FranΓ§ois for finally putting his foot down but also for working with Hudson to get it right

10.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truly!!!! What the hell!!!!!

09.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit is this a group thing 😍

09.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I pop onto tumblr for 2 minutes I don’t want to see posts from people saying that actor or a different one should kill himself, actors scribbled out of group photos, creepy conspiracy theories, unnecessary actor vs actor posts, tarot card conspiracies etc.

I wanna see Robbie GK in his pants.

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s going to get so much hate for this but FranΓ§ois is right and he should say it. I only pop into the fandom spaces for thirsty photos to send @dwellthebrave.bsky.social and the amount of bigoted, ignorant and offensive shit I see from β€œfans” about all cast members is appalling

09.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1