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πŸŽ·πŸ¦†πŸŒˆπŸŽ€πŸͺΏβ€©#kubernetes contributor #electronicmusic #foodie #wellington #nz #foss human #regex mechanic #emacs
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Universal Blue wants to redefine the entire Linux ecosystem A distro-less future could be on the horizon for Linux

"Universal Blue wants to redefine the entire Linux ecosystem" www.xda-developers.com/universal-bl...

17.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
r/analytics
β€’ IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.

r/analytics β€’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

14.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 20256 πŸ” 5281 πŸ’¬ 416 πŸ“Œ 1226

How can people be so stupid to believe *anything* an LLM spits out without manually double checking everything?

This isn't a bug, there's no way to "fix" this. This is all that LLMs are - next word predictors, and they don't care about facts vs fiction, just probability.

15.02.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Soon "No AI" labels will be used to identify content that is worth your time.

15.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Generative AI is a slop generation machine by default. You have to put in a lot of work to get something of quality from it.

15.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

ai;dr

AI; didn't read.

15.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Slop is the perfect word to describe the low-quality, high-volume, AI-generated content being thrown around.

If you don't have time to write it, I don't have time to read it.

15.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
$ go install golang.org/dl/go1.26.0@latest
$ go1.26.0 download
Downloaded   0.0% (       0 / 63102509 bytes) ...
Downloaded  50.0% (31551254 / 63102509 bytes) ...
Downloaded 100.0% (63102509 / 63102509 bytes)
Unpacking go1.26.0.openbsd-arm64.tar.gz ...
Success. You may now run 'go1.26.0'
$ go1.26.0 version
go version go1.26.0 openbsd/arm64

$ go install golang.org/dl/go1.26.0@latest $ go1.26.0 download Downloaded 0.0% ( 0 / 63102509 bytes) ... Downloaded 50.0% (31551254 / 63102509 bytes) ... Downloaded 100.0% (63102509 / 63102509 bytes) Unpacking go1.26.0.openbsd-arm64.tar.gz ... Success. You may now run 'go1.26.0' $ go1.26.0 version go version go1.26.0 openbsd/arm64

πŸŽ† Go 1.26.0 is released!

πŸ—’οΈ Release notes: https://go.dev/doc/go1.26

⬇️ Download: https://go.dev/dl/#go1.26.0

#golang

10.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 10

This is a good reminder that open source doesn't mean free or forever. The Ingress NGINX project has been a gift to the community for almost 10 years and should be celebrated. All the contributors to the project have my respect and should be proud of themselves.

03.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Amutable Amutable: A New Secure Foundation

Well well well @ahrkrak.bsky.social

VALIDATION!!!

amutable.com/blog/introdu...

27.01.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A family member deleted their TikTok account today. I asked why? They said, "I read the new terms of service".

24.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Mm determinism 🀀

22.01.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crypto. No ethics. No integrity. Just money.

19.01.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood TALLAHASSEE, FLβ€”In a move that supporters have called a long overdue acknowledgment of the rights that should be accorded to all infectious agents, the Florida Legislature passed HB 1637 Wednesday, a ...

This is too real lol @theonion.com

20.01.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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CNCF Landscape The CNCF Cloud Native Landscape is intended as a map through the previously uncharted terrain of Cloud Native technologies. It attempts to categorize projects and products in the Cloud Native space.

Someone asked me how to navigate the CNCF landscape without getting overwhelmed. My honest answer is that you're not supposed to adopt everything in the landscape. Most teams need maybe 10% of what's there. The value is knowing options exist when you need them.

17.01.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on top of the world

10.01.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

My toxic trait is any time a shared URL has a tracking ID I change it

For example, youtube videos using the share button will have ?si=$ID appended to the URL

Whenever I share those links the $ID is either truncated, gibberish, or maybe I replace it with "lolfart" just to mess with the metrics

09.01.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 will be my year of the Linux desktop The newest post on Xe Iaso's blog

2026 will be my year of the Linux desktop

https://xeiaso.net/notes/2026/year-linux-desktop/

03.01.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched β€˜Stranger Things’ In Years

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched β€˜Stranger Things’ In Years

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched β€˜Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/

02.01.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1335 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 12
LinkedIn This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn

New post out 'FluxCD OCI Artifact Verification'

calebwoodbine.nz/fluxcd-oci-a...

#fluxcd #kustomize #helm #kubernetes #cncf #homelab #sigstore

01.01.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recently moved to exclusively using OCI for deploying through FluxCD.

Vendoring Helm charts to an OCI repo.
Utilising Sigstore, every OCI image is signed in CI and verified by FluxCD via the verify config in OCIRepository resources.

#fluxcd #kustomize #helm #kubernetes #cncf #homelab #sigstore

31.12.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charge the CEOs

That is the only way this stops

28.12.2025 13:55 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides

28.12.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 3774 πŸ” 964 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 87
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It should be noted that after every queer writer in the industry has been told that queer stories are too risky for mainstream media rn, the two biggest shows at the end of 2025 have queer protagonist

26.12.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/

26.12.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 1882 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 12
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Flathub poppin' off!

flathub.org/en/year-in-r...

26.12.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
5:43β€―AM (4 hours ago)
to me

Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)

IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation External Inbox Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org> 5:43β€―AM (4 hours ago) to me Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village) IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

25.12.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 8162 πŸ” 2227 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 168

0 days since reading misinformation about ingress-nginx EOL. Gah

22.12.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kubernetes v1.35: Timbernetes (The World Tree Release) Editors: Aakanksha Bhende, Arujjwal Negi, Chad M. Crowell, Graziano Casto, Swathi Rao Similar to previous releases, the release of Kubernetes v1.35 introduces new stable, beta, and alpha features. The...

Kubernetes v1.35: Timbernetes (The World Tree Release)-

18.12.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Initial commit for the cilium git repo

Initial commit for the cilium git repo

Happy git birthday @cilium.io!

16.12.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0