I had fun last night!
I had fun last night!
We be gaminβ
Donβt wanna kick a thing while itβs down but why is the Xbox UI so weird?
Okay you can play your game now actually wait you need an update! Okay it errors try again? Oh sorry itβs already downloading. lol nvm you can play no wait we deleted it and are installing it again.
I just wanna play a game!
Look, Iβm willing to buy your videogame. Iβm even willing to pay the full $100 price for it.
But you gotta meet me where I am and sell it to me as a physical copy. Try to push me to buy it digitally and I just wonβt buy it at all.
Iβve only played the DQ1 Remake so far but Iβm curious if they ended up fixing the most miserable dungeon in existence at the end of 2
Game #5 is Serious Sam 4 for the PS5.
I liked it at first, but I soured on it by the end. Too many levels and they were all too long and by the end the combat arenas just let going and going forever. I put the difficulty down just so I could get through it.
Excuse me, my Link is also named Bort
Throwback to that time I was wandering through central London with my mom and a drunk local learned we were Canadian and launched into a VERY passionate speech about how much he loved Rush.
Pictured: Phendrana Drifts, localized entirely within my front yard
When she falls asleep holding her tail
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Actually met Peter Moore too so letβs count him as Sega.
Ainβt no executive safe from me π
I got to meet the head of all 3 console makers.
Coincidentally, all 3 of them are now out.
Iβve got the touch of death, my friends.
If you ever buy a frozen pizza βjust in case I donβt wanna cook at some point this week, teeheeβ there is a 100% chance you will make it that night.
Come by house and take a gander at this HUGE ICICLE
No but maybe you would be interested in the games they have for some fucking reason?
Can confirm, this newsletter is awesome. Not that we expected anything less.
Trying out a new Commander. This is gonna be dirty
Itβs cold and snowy out but I can curl up in my basement with my cats, whiskey, and an RPG.
Life can be alright sometimes.
It even has special dialogue for scenes if you keep her with you!
Iβm so sorry π
Sony/Nintendo really need to do something about their stores. Go to any sale page and you get 50 variations of TCG Card Shop Simulator or whatever the hot streaming game is. Just completely drowns out everything else.
Managed to finish Pokemon Legends Z-A on Switch 2. Been working on it for months now.
It was good but not great. Everything was kind of repetitive but the battle system and catching was fun enough to make up for it.
Also that Mega Starmie battle! It did not have to be that hard.
Keep seeing ads in YouTube with an AI generated Mark Carney telling you to sign up for this βGuaranteed income via AIβ program thatβs backed by the government and also totally not a scam donβt worry.
Real great future weβve got here.
We did it!! #Tetris99
I went to a Salesforce conference and it was all about AI. It seemed really cool and useful but when I asked them about it they said it doesnβt actually work, but wouldnβt it be cool if it did?
Nothing like going to a Magic Prerelease and getting absolutely crushed
#3 is The Lego Ninjago Movie Videogame.
I havenβt played a Lego game in a very long time. Itβs like a kidβs version of God of War almost. Not great, but good for what it is. Very turn your brain off type of thing.
This here is what we call βliving in Canadaβ π
Oh hell yeah. Round up time.
Oh hell yeah.
#2 is Touhou Luna Nights.
I donβt really know what Touhou is, but I do like Metroidvanias and bomb-ass pixel art. Thereβs not too much exploration but the combat is great and the bosses are really damn good.