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It's cool how as soon as you leave Twitter you don't really hear about Elon Musk very much. Like here on Bluesky you still have to hear about a lot of bad people and bad things don't get me wrong but it's cool to not hear that one awful man's every single moist thought

That's a horrifying thought. Imagine coming into a bathroom and finding an acid-worn skeleton.

"THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING!"

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

What kinds of pests do folks have to deal with in your setting?

Rats, pigeons, Republicans, the standard disease-carrying nuisances? Or are there other more unique ones?

#TTRPG

It turns out that given enough time and panicking zookeepers, animals will break out of their enclosures. This includes the things that are not in fact animals.

Giant insects, magical beasts, there's even rumors of a man-eating demon out there.

The bugs are more pressing though. Bad for farmers.

The city flies above the ocean 90% of the time, so to them it just makes sense for seabirds to land there. And they are everywhere.

So is their shit.

And then there's the problem of the Old Danos zoo...

To a giant rat wandering around, a person is just another creature. And unless they have the recognizable dangerous traits (claws, sharp teeth, big scales, etc) they aren't about to just roll over.

Giant rats are a big problem, and they can, will, and have killed people in New Danos.

With my Tales of the Valiant game being something of a soft reboot, I've had to think of stuff like this, and considering that the main city was isolated for just under two thousand years and only recently saw beings return, I came to a decision-

Most pests? Don't give a *fuck* about people.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

What kinds of pests do folks have to deal with in your setting?

Rats, pigeons, Republicans, the standard disease-carrying nuisances? Or are there other more unique ones?

#TTRPG

Twitch Twitch is the world

We've got a slight shift in streaming schedule for a little while! Same time, but tonight we're playing more Ace Attorney, and on Fridays we'll play RE9.

Conor's just started the Edgeworth Case :> stream starts in an hour at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!

Oh i love her color palette -- and her earrings!!!!

A pink genasi woman with short pale greenish hair, she wears gold and green accessories. She has a cute smirk as she looks to the viewer. This is a character art bust for ttrpg

New TTRPG Freebie! A pretty pink Earth Genasi ready to dazzle you with some good vibes 🩷✨

New character art for your ttrpgs that you can use! Please check my kofi for terms of use and hi-res DL💕

💖: ko-fi.com/i/IE1E71VP0HC

#ttrpgs #ttrpgart #characterart #dndart #art #SolaArt

ooooh i LOVE his suit!

Full body portrait of a man with very long pointy ears, and both his skin and hair are split right down the middle in opposite hues: very dark green-ish skin and white hair in one half, and dark hair and grey-ish white skin. His suit shares that dychotomy, with a traditional white suit on his dark half, and a black suit with an embroidered shawl on his white half.

My PF2e OC Omen, dressed for a wedding in a less-dramatic modern? AU. He doesn't enjoy social gatherings and it shows but ofc he wouldn't miss @surrial.bsky.social's Sibylle wedding!

#art #ttrpg #ttrpgart #OCsky #myocs #OC #pf2e #pf2eart

oh she is so cute!

illustration of Adia, a young black woman with short pink hair and a melancholy expression. she is wearing a black crop top, olive colored pants, and a loose,pale pink baggy overshirt with orchid print on it.

I forgot to post this when I finished it last month, another DreameScape NPC. This is Adia 💗 She is important to one of my player's backstories, and is going to be an important character moving forward :) #dreamescape #ttrpgart #glitterhearts #ocsky #npcart

That's a brilliant idea actually

Currently it's a lot of hoops to jump through. Mostly because of insurance bullshit.

-to recover off some of the shit a player character does.

Stamina? Some of the physical activities PCs do is beyond just strenuous, its exhausting. Lay on the floor and do nothing exhausting.

Actual wounds? No fuckin' way.

Hell even mentally you'd be spent after seeing a dragon or some shit.

Real talk, I think more games and settings (looking at you DnD, Pathfinder, and other similar games) need to create diegetic reasons for full HP restoration in X amounts of hours.

Because you be frank, even if your TTRPG defines HP as an ambiguous combo of Stuff™, eight hours isnt enough-

Complete blockage of pain is a double edged sword, one that most people don't recognize

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

I've been dealing with some pretty unpleasant leg and ankle pain for the last fuck-if-I-know-how-long amount of time, so-

What pain relief options exist in your setting? Chronic pain or otherwise?

#TTRPG

Hey now, at this point, amputation doesn't feel like a bad idea.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there;

I've been dealing with some pretty unpleasant leg and ankle pain for the last fuck-if-I-know-how-long amount of time, so-

What pain relief options exist in your setting? Chronic pain or otherwise?

#TTRPG

Punching myself in the balls repeatedly, then transferring the pain to the BBEG midway through his epic speech.

No worldbuilding question today, I'm a touch busy with real life stuff!

Also no steam. Same reason.

The one and only time I will root for Nintendo or their rats.

I mean lawyers.

I can only assume mf was mumbling "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou" on that run up

Hey #Maine! Collins should have been left in the 90s, Platner is a liar about his past (and a trust fund kid), and Mills is older than Collins and at *78* should retire.

There's another candidate. Please consider @andrealaflamme.bsky.social!

ICE is STILL in Minnesota and STILL terrorizing communities. Reporters that say otherwise are either uninformed (which....) or lazy (which... ) or just repeating regime lies (which... is also extremely bad).

People are still missing, people are and will be traumatized, businesses demolished...