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Artist and Writer Xenophon Valentine ♡ 32 Most pronouns [NAUR: It/Itself, or They/Them] i mostly post tcest, but you can expect me to yap about Sonic Media, Usagi Yojimbo, Rick & Morty, and Xiaolin Showdown/Chronicles

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*as a final note

I know for a fact i describe things as "weird" or "strange" and people think i mean that negatively

Absolutely not

There is the possibility of beauty in all things
Strangeness is Beautiful in its Novelty. It is Lovely and Inspiring to see Weirdness flourishing unexpectedly. 💗

14.03.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

... but honestly i have found Cis Women tend to buckle faster to the societal pressure to Act or Dress a certain way to fit in.

Trans women, in my experience, are a bit freer from that pressure. They seem less afraid to be Genuine and Weird and those are the most attractive qualities to me frfr

14.03.2026 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tangentially related:

When people ask "Would you date a trans woman?" My response is ALWAYS either

"EVERY woman is my wife dont get it twisted"

or

"I would rather date a trans woman than a cis one ngl"

And both are true and accurate
Yea i love all women for sure, cis women can hit, no doubt ...

14.03.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

having fibro sucks my bones hurt always

i need a sweet, soft wife i may come home to and flop at her feet with my head in her lap so she can pet my hair and give me ibuprophen

As thanks for her services, my mouth may be the comfort for her rock hard cock 😇🥰

14.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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three women dressed as angels are standing next to each other with their arms outstretched in front of a blue sky . Alt: "BOTTOM" From the song "this boy is a bottom"

This
Boy
Is a

14.03.2026 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon illustration of a podium with a red cushion and a blue background . ALT: a cartoon illustration of a podium with a red cushion and a blue background .

caes clorsed

14.03.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We've all lost something and spent a while looking for it. Sometimes we find it... and sometimes someone else finds it for us ^^;

BlueEyedWolf (c) @blueeyedwolf.bsky.social

Lupine (c) @lupine-assassin.bsky.social

13.03.2026 23:45 👍 89 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 0

I had this thought during "Rick Potion Number 9" and yes, it is related to the contents of the episode

Hmmm that potion doesnt work on your family, huh? Whys that?? ((cuz rick has been using it on them for a while now, me thinks))

13.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Having Thots while i rewatch season 1 rick and morty...all of them concerning

The one i will share for now is that I bet if you played the song "Fish in a Birdcage" for Morty he wouldnt get it at first but let him cook on it and he might snap and kill Rick

Song:
open.spotify.com/track/2IjI7N...

13.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This idea delights me because it means that April could, at any time when irritated with the company she keeps, just fuckin go apeshit and start eating people (she doesnt out of the kindness of her heart and because it would make other people sad)

13.03.2026 16:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#2012TMNT #TMNT2012
#tcest ff

Hey uuuuuh yall?? Do we think Mom-Thing was not given April's mothers memories, but rather that IS Aprils mom??

The reason they pass out when they meet is because Mom was Frozen and not using her mind or abilities, and they all came online at once (psychic overload)

13.03.2026 16:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LMAO YES!!!

Poor Leo never sees it coming cause he’s just trying to exist and Raph just can’t let that happen.

Deep down Raph is also doing it cause how dare Leo not give him his attention 24/7

13.03.2026 13:26 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

SLORP ty das for beddy bye

13.03.2026 05:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Autassassinophilia Aftermath - Slady - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

But of course!!

archiveofourown.org/works/62026474

13.03.2026 05:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

YES EXACTLY

MM they are,,,so obvious about it i stg

Suuuure raph u need leo specifically to help wrestle....the mat splats are white for NO REASON [cum]

Also the fact that later, when told "no haul off and hurt leo...do it" he goes "nnnooo :("

You dont care at all huh bud ur so slick no normal

13.03.2026 05:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oopsie i never shared this 😬

#ichimatsu #karamatsu #karaichi

#osomatsusan

13.03.2026 05:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character says i love you guys in a dark room Alt: Rise TMNT [2018] Raph, still painted with..."mud" and in a cloak from going feral. He is saying "I love you guys" and looking endeared.

❤️💙friendly reminder to my homies with trauma🧡💜
1. You are not broken
2. You are not defined by your trauma
3. Relapse will happen, but you WILL recover again
4. You don't owe kindness, politeness, understanding, OR your time to people who already don't respect you [antis or anyone else]

27.08.2025 13:14 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Person labeled "not an SA victim": You're awful for headcanons about SA, imagine how real victims feel
Person labeled "SA victim", being silenced by the first person: Actually I--

Person labeled "not an SA victim": You're awful for headcanons about SA, imagine how real victims feel Person labeled "SA victim", being silenced by the first person: Actually I--

💗unfriendly reminder to antis 💗
1. You are NOT the final authority on morality
2. You don't get to decide how I resolve my trauma
3. No one owes you reliving their trauma so you may judge their coping mechanisms
4. ONLY INDIVIDUALS may determine their morality and if how they are coping is unhealthy

27.08.2025 13:14 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Linky?? For mee??

13.03.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shakes you

They are NORMAL dont WORRY ABOUT IT (they arent normal. Fap about it idc thats what im doin)

13.03.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all ever think Raph gets cuteness aggression randomly with Leo. He could just walk by and Raph will just grab him. Squeezing Leo. Saying how goddamn cute/hot he is. Kissing, biting at his face just to shove him away acting like that didn’t happen?

#tcest #raphnardo

12.01.2026 20:02 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

YesyesyesYES

mm Raph absolutely throws Leo because hes full of emotion already and he looks over and Leo is just SITTING THERE all fuckin CUTE and SQUISHY and how DARE he??

Raphs mouth wants to smooch but his arms wanna scream "Get Yote, Idiot" and unfortunately his arms are the stronger of them🤷‍♀️

13.03.2026 04:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what if i told u this is Mikey (Nami) trying to convince Leo (Lilo) to Be Reasonable [[probably in ch3 or 4?? Soonish]]

#tcest

13.03.2026 04:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia or however its spelled

My bones hurt always (like i have been saying for years but w/e)
And sometimes my brain gets Marinated in Stupid Sauce because the atmospheric pressure shifted too fast or something

I have ghosts in my blood, gonna do coke about it /REF, ns

13.03.2026 04:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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yeeeey i found my sign in for my other account

(Here)
(Hello!!)

In way of greeting have this silly video i stole just for u

No new coms at this time. I was diagnosed with bone hurty disease hahaaa /sincere

13.03.2026 04:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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18.09.2025 22:51 👍 247 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 3

Ur so sexy. Just had to remind u

18.09.2025 06:26 👍 66 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
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my main account is back up and under my control!!

this is to become my #ososan special interest blog you have been warned

18.09.2025 22:24 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We are all entirely too sexy to be dealing with this shit, and frankly I'm offended.

18.09.2025 01:05 👍 36 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
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Freak for freak twins #rottmntnsfw #SaveROTTMNT #SaveRiseoftheTMNT #UnpauseROTTMNT #UnpauseRiseoftheTMNT #SaveRiseofTMNT #RiseSeason3 #RiseTMNT #tcest

18.08.2025 00:43 👍 84 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0