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there's a Margaret Atwood series that riffs on The Church of PetrOleum like big oil + big church have reinterpreted the bible together where oil is the sacred liquid of life. 🫠🫠

3 LEDs and 1 incandescent bulb walked into a bar tonight

went to the eastern euro goth show last night (molchat doma) and they p much only spoke Russian lol. a joy on this americanass weekend

FETTERMAN'S AT COSTCO RN AND I GOT SO FLUSTERED THAT ALL I COULD DO WHEN I WALKED BY WAS WHISPER YELL 'FUCKED UP KILLER' AND KEEP WALKING

lololol, I've used it.

bluesky going wild irl rn

oop, I'll read into it further after work once I get past the paywall

I think this is old news, but y'all know the phone ai's can read signal messages too, right? (like sent and received). turn it offffff.

got a new phone for the first time since 2018 (and am trying to avoid phone ai footprint + goog integration) and boyhowdy is this a learning curve in digital privacy 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ

2025 l👀ks good on collision 💅💅

thinking a lot about bugs under logs and rocks and stones having wholeass communities that the ppl running around on top don't even think to look at

that's my plan too!

the sales ladies got to work from home today bc the pipes froze at work (defrosted/functional by 9am) but I work in the Men'sSection™ so I am still here in this freezing cold buildinggggg

I'll raise yr 3 ciggy//lobo combo to a nice blanket + a loooooong sleepytimebear nap

not a zine, but brew house arts gallery has a group show coming up this month centered on queer nightlife. I wonder what it will encompass.

omfg, my bb's out here dj'ing club pitt solely off my 2008-2014 ipod LMAO

bleeding + having a cold at the same time on yr PTO week should be outlawedddddd. I'm only allowed to cramp and/or cough on the clock.

helllllo to the void

Samesame! a solid chunk of my backyard grass is sticky and moldy rn. I tried to mow it and it was so stinkyyy.

I just spent a lot of minutes trying to get the header photo aligned and it's baaad lol. And if you mis-crop/align it you have to start all the way over from selecting the photo.

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