Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
10.03.2026 03:09
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
Here, hear it from the man himself.
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
If you're playing bar trivia and one of the other teams looks like this...you're gonna lose
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
It's always amazing that China is the only government in the world that believes the future is real and that anyone is going to have to live in it. Our last railroad achievement was in 1885 and powered by slaves and it's all downhill from there, while they connect a new city to a new line every week
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
oh wow i can't believe Trump lied about this wow.
It's time for Global Standard Time. Just one big time zone across the planet & we all get accustomed to defining the parts of the day with different numbers. You still eat a meal called lunch in the middle of daylight hours, but the clock says 1800 hours or something.
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot
THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him
THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me
YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care
BECAUSE my position is immutable
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it
I've called it "cargo cult authoritarianism" before, where most of the admin doesn't seem to understand *why* anything is done a particular way, everything's just done because it sort of resembles something a different authoritarian regime did for the sake of it.
hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
www.patreon.com/posts/152399...
Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting
Maybe having a morally vacant shit for brains in charge here is a poor idea
Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism. + Burlington County Girl Scout troop's cookie booth outside Mount Laurel marijuana dispensary draws praise, criticism By WPVI, Amanda Pitts March 06, 2026, 17:52 MOUNT LAUREL, N.J. (WPVI) -- A Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism, prompting the cancellation of a planned follow-up sale.
people opposing this are cowards
what people don’t understand about the maine midterms is collins won’t call out platner because she also has a big tattoo of a totenkopf on her chest
janet mills? that’s right, she also has a totenkopf tattoo
approximately 1/3rd of mainers have a totenkopf tattoo that they can’t adequately explain
It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
Every story I read about Rahm Emanuel running for president
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
Yesterday I observed 15 shackled detainees being loaded on the ICE Air flight at MSP. In this clip, as the last one hobbles on, staff put away a full-body WRAP restraint, which had been laid out next to the airstairs.
ICE Air & WRAP: www.ap.org/news-highlig...
Data: ottergoose.net/ice-flights-...
