me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
So great that it’s pitch black dark at 7am. Makes it so easy to get up and get he day started. Love fake time it’s such a great idea really benefits everyone.
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
a detailed coloured illustration of a vast landscape of greenery with a line of red birds flying. the greenery of split by a dark window rier and there is a large tree halfway toward the back of the illustration. at th back, the starry night sky can be seen as well as a sliver of the moon.
secret of mana, player's guide, back, snes (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/6645/se...
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
Here, hear it from the man himself.
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
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If you're playing bar trivia and one of the other teams looks like this...you're gonna lose
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
It's always amazing that China is the only government in the world that believes the future is real and that anyone is going to have to live in it. Our last railroad achievement was in 1885 and powered by slaves and it's all downhill from there, while they connect a new city to a new line every week
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
oh wow i can't believe Trump lied about this wow.
It's time for Global Standard Time. Just one big time zone across the planet & we all get accustomed to defining the parts of the day with different numbers. You still eat a meal called lunch in the middle of daylight hours, but the clock says 1800 hours or something.
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot
THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him
THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me
YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care
BECAUSE my position is immutable
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it
I've called it "cargo cult authoritarianism" before, where most of the admin doesn't seem to understand *why* anything is done a particular way, everything's just done because it sort of resembles something a different authoritarian regime did for the sake of it.
hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
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Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting
Maybe having a morally vacant shit for brains in charge here is a poor idea
Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism. + Burlington County Girl Scout troop's cookie booth outside Mount Laurel marijuana dispensary draws praise, criticism By WPVI, Amanda Pitts March 06, 2026, 17:52 MOUNT LAUREL, N.J. (WPVI) -- A Girl Scout troop's idea to sell cookies outside of a Mount Laurel, New Jersey, marijuana dispensary has drawn both praise and criticism, prompting the cancellation of a planned follow-up sale.
people opposing this are cowards
