Joe Wilkins

We miss you too

Twitter is down. Have to hang out where no one knows how to use the Mute function instead

I want it on record that I only came over here, not for reasons of morality, but bc Elon finally broke Twitter to the point that it just doesn't work

[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really?
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day

Good

Is this real?

It's disturbing but in a good way. Like discovering that Urp is a good dad. Not what you're expecting, but you're glad it's true.

This is really good. When did you forget how to write?

At least the funny people are here

So over here we still have bots and amplifying terrible people's posts to dunk on them/make sure everyone sees them? Like Twitter, but no sports or music?

Penn State DB facing the camera standing in the corner of the end zone with his head cocked and hands on his hips after Purdue receiver caught the ball out of the end zone because it was also painted black

man facing away standing in front of a yellow railing with his head cocked and hands on his hips looking at a wiring cabinet (well known meme)

It finally hit me

If this is what's going on here, I'm going back to Twitter

Cool, they got bots here too

Sports memories from when we were 9 years old are the best. I'm glad you got to enjoy this one

Huge if true

shout out to sierra ferrell we should get her here and whoever does should tell her about me and how cool and good and hot i am

[out for dinner and notices the vegetables are touching the meat] "I can't eat that"
guy at subway: I can't make it any other way

Is this true?

Aw heck

I messed up when I joined Twitter and didn't make my first tweet a really cool one. Not going to make that mistake again.