Harumph harumph

My parents causing the 12th recession of my adulthood to "light a fire under my ass" and "make me hustle"

people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there

Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.

have you considered Arizona State?

Bluesky acct watching Popeye: Exactly which biochemical process is supposedly responsible for this reaction to spinach? Your response?

Might fuck around and sleep in heavenly peace later

to all the dads who will be in toy assembly hell tomorrow. i see you. i appreciate you

tramp stamp idea

America is a scam

I love how the words 'tender and mild' can describe a delicious lamb korma or a holy infant.

I find it fascinating how some planets have rings, but the rest are still single.

KFC CEO, sweating and shaking like crazy: WE NEED TO BRING THE DOUBLE DOWN BACK NOW

one day i will learn that things coming out of a 400 degree oven are also 400 degrees

are you in love w me yet or do i have to post another Simpsons meme

I just heard there is a Hallmark Channel cruise. For the first time, I’m rooting for the iceberg.

Favstar was my social media peak and I've been chasing that high ever since.

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Sharing this here as well. Disabled from cancer, lupus, and now heart failure. Trying to survive without much support. Anything helps.

me all day today

pasta flambé aka furnace spaghetti

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i wish i could invite all you beautiful people to Thanksgiving

from my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving

I’m on r/cookingforbeginners reminding everyone to fill their turkey with sand

I'm half of a couple on Holiday House Hunters. I model pet hair on black clothes, and my husband sells drawings of turkeys made from the outline of his hand. our budget is $4 million.

i escaped the mirror that the bog witch trapped me in, do you wanna get together sometime?

what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

fucking bungee jumping Carol what the fuck do you think i'll be doing

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

Working on pissing every one off so I can cancel Thanksgiving.

Does anyone need an unhinged reply girl? Will work for memes