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Blue 🌊 Worried about politics, covid 😷, climate change, and so much more.
crabbydacrab from twitter
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mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
she/her, 23, needs to put phone down. @zoeintheory on bird app too 🙄
Just a dork from Minnesota.
You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter.
I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens.
She/Her
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f76ahtgafcxjbveikn3l7yeu/feed/aaac3tthxgrn6
i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
Here we go again. 🏴
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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Drum slut, vegan, and a huge dork 💜
Bookworm. Unapologetic Swiftie. Dancer. Smiley under the right conditions. Recovering journalist (but god, I miss the rush sometimes)
🔬Trained economist, current data engineer/analyst
🌎 Traveler
👾Gamer, avid D&Der. Love Baldur’s Gate, league of legends, valorant and all paradox games, among others!
🚩 ML
📚Reader and podcast fanatic
🪴Permaculture garden
🧞INFJ
https://tinyurl.com/45e5fks3
I love three things: my dog, 60s/70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.
OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts
pls pay me 2 write 4 u thx 🙏
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Lake of the Ozarks, MO
https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
Nebulous apparition
https://worm.horse/@ericktheblue
Writer - Director - Emmy Winning Editor - Producer - Filmmaker
Veteran 🇺🇸 Bluesky's first Creedfluencer.
Check out my stuff: https://linktr.ee/papercutterpictures
just trying
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybismt6qfj5ly4n3qnrjqm3n/feed/aaaeuhifnm5ny
oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qy6ejomyib7cmzablbm3cdvk/feed/aaahyqlaqnpvc
Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
/ˈbæb.əl fɪʃ/
always thinking about beviges
He/him bi
He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
i am girl pug hear me ruff
• gen x • infp
• amerasian 🇺🇲🇹🇼
• apolitical • humanist
• poet 📜
just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqpayl6g3r7xhjor77o6emn5/feed/aaabwlmqb3jle
Anti-fascist.
Nobody.
Knitting blankets from here until nuclear winter.
Currently reading "The Intrigue" by Silvia Moreno-Garcia.
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST
Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
*triumphant kazoo noises*
my crap here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mawpsm2x6lkxpxqfz3iow7fd/feed/aaabvpecj3ciy
My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
I am artist amongst other things
ameliadraws.art
If you are interested in a piece send me an email which is below, i cant dm so you have to email me.
If you feel inclined my Paypal is:
amelia.artist.poet@gmail.com
Living on Stolen Land
🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
America’s brother-in-law
he/him
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w
New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
Four score and 7 years ago....
A woodworker and a troublemaker.
my 1st blusky page (and yes trust me i may have an open account on here somewhere but im still fucking checking it) a democratic socio-anarchist… freedom for all… free from tyranny… and from fascism… pls no dms ty 🙏😌
Memes that will make you laugh :)
A comedian that you or your parents or maybe your grandparents may have enjoyed occasionally since the late 80s. A member of the skit comedy ensemble The Kids In The Hall for 40 years and counting because none of us can find the exit.
Ex Playboy Magazine scribe, food/travel writer & political journalist. Classic movies expert. Vinyl records. Pragmatic progressive. Brain tumour survivor.
National politics reporter at semafor.com. Alum: WashPost, Bloomberg, Slate, Reason. Author of “The Show That Never Ends.”
36 he/him Florida
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
Host of Local News International
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Native Californian. Musician, photographer, designer, yadda, yadda...
SF Bay area sports fan (sans 49ers)
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Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
Friend to some, hero to all
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ag2sjc34zltiuqtaoddm2rk3/feed/aaadd6xr5volo
Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Low calorie human
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoi7hhr6mi
I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq
Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Jilted at the alt
Unputdownable
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California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
https://bsky.app/hashtag/EagleTactical
Artist. Fundraiser. Father. Former Mess. Some pieces read like essays. Some like confessions. Some like ghost stories
https://substack.com/@mildmanneredpress
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
Still LOST on Oceanic Flight 815
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nc7dl3akq465syipfgahdt4g/feed/aaadrfev6kftg
I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!
Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ycidwpf4i3wwfw7roc7owx35/feed/aaaoq5mjnsnym
tumbling through the mehdow
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6d6ozqnmr7f7xzbj2rjbojla/feed/aaacaznvnauhq
Same dreck, different website
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based carpenter, basement poet, and full time caretaker. He/him.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought
https://linktr.ee/gara.meg
My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
🚫DMs🚫
Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
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