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#TrumpEpsteinFiles

I have a working theory in my head that the famous politicians and presidential figures that are not in the epstein files are not because they have daughters or family members they actually love and respected enough to leave that mess alone.

what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"

Alt Text: A two-panel comic featuring a pink frog sitting on a lily pad. In the first panel, the frog says, "I spend most of my time worrying instead of doing." In the second panel, the frog looks concerned and says, "And that worries me." Transcribed Text: First Panel: I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME WORRYING INSTEAD OF DOING Second Panel: AND THAT WORRIES ME Explanation: The comic humorously illustrates the cycle of anxiety and overthinking. The frog admits to spending most of its time worrying rather than taking action, and then expresses concern about the fact that it worries so much. This creates a relatable and ironic loop, highlighting how anxiety can become self-perpetuating.

🧶 my first blackstitch/blackwork finish. Surprisingly fast and satisfying. Pattern from Snarky Crafter

You either shove the popcorn in your face like a lady or eat it dainty, one at time like a psychopath. 🍿

😂 honestly it kind of surprised me too then I had the came conclusion. Its monday.

Oh...me too.

About to defend my lunch from a fruit fly but it turns out to be an eye floater is where I'm at in life rn.

Decided to try Subway again after many years. I still am unclear how they stay in business. Less than 1oz of meat on my sandwich. First 3 bites were bread. Thank god I added veggies 🤦🏽‍♀️

🧶 get you a magnetic watch band. So when you think you've lost a needle you'll find it 😅

As I enter into my 40s in less than a year I have one product that needs an honorable mention for 39:

The squatty potty is revolutionary.

It's Friday. A 20m drive to work I do daily turned into an hour and 20m. I wanna whine and complain but Im sure the folks invovled are having a very different day. #Arkansas

Has anyone ever had a doctor, attorney, or any much needed profession be so damn hard to contact that you consider a summoning spell? Asking for a friend 😅

My toddler doesn't know what daylight savings time is and I've never been more tired 😴

Okay! That makes a little more sense. But the person doing it most of the time doesnt really understand computer so I wonder 🤔

Maybe an unpopular opinion but...folks who react to their own Facebook posts come off as cringy to me 🤷🏽‍♀️

🧶 my local needlework shop had common room needle minders. Had to.

🧶 I would like Etsy to know how full of shit they are. Download the app to see tracking...there is no tracking. But I had to get the app to know that 🤦🏽‍♀️ I never download the app because I buy mostly digital cross stitch files and you cannot download it from the app 🙃

@xbox.com looks like I have to dispute CC charges 🤦🏽‍♀️ all I did was update my email and my Xbox account got banned. After I spent a considerable amount. Asked for help thru support and was told because I have 2FA on I can't be helped. But signing in was never the issue? What a trash company.

🧶 #crossstitch yall know 🤣

If you would like to powerwash your insides then please order that $1 Sonic Smasher burger.

I am not okay.

There's a few rolling around the central part of my state. This is saying a lot because it's Arkansas. I have a bad urge to flip off each one I see and have to suppress it.

I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books

For breakfast I am Having leftover bacon wrapped jalapeños that I accidently forgot about in the airfryer yesterday. This is safe....right? 😅

I'm wondering if it's an over 35 thing or I've always loved secretly loved birds. These videos of folks and their bird feeders I could watch all day. ALL DAY. Birds are great and I love their shenanigans.

Working the last two weeks at a job you are leaving is so hard. But I am definitely understanding why I chose to leave this place...every painful second.

🧶 I don't understand how tedoo works. Yall I am still unsure of bluesky here 🤣 but they advertise tedoo as a crafting social app but...most things seem very AI. And the free patterns are just things I could get off my lazy butt and Google. Am I doing this wrong?

🧶 my teenager bonus daughter calls my domed needle case from Clover my Beyblade 🤣 #crossstitch

I have always pronounced Elons name as ELLEN.

And it'll stay that way forever.