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@squidont

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Thank you! I don't think you get enough credit across the board ๐Ÿ˜ค

10.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you mind me asking what mic you use for outdoor recording? Your audio is always top tier.

09.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly me trying to work while mercury is in the microwave.

07.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just realized at some point I went from a masc preference with feminine elements, to a femme preference with masculine elements.

28.02.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does access to divine absolution directly lead to worse people?

22.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a lesbian, I will do it myself, the relationship will survive on my strength ๐Ÿ’ช

18.02.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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15.02.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think people who hit children should have their hands broken.

15.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This comment section gives me big "Reasons My Son Is Crying" vibes.

09.02.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Lily-livered" and "do-nothing" definitely need to be hyphenated.

08.02.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was simply not aware that my boobs could be a part of my outfit.

03.02.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please don't remind me of the passages of time. ๐Ÿ˜ž

02.02.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need this as a print

26.01.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just call me Cassandra

24.01.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also apologies to everyone who followed me for the funnies. I have DID and legitimately have no idea which one of us is actually funny in the system.

20.01.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want to get into leather work but I'm afraid it will destroy my ability to pass as a normie if I start wearing all the custom leather projects in my head.

20.01.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm curious if the "It'S a PrIvAtE BuSiNeSs" people in the girl studying at the cafe discourse realize they're bootlicking for capitalists and actively contributing to the harm of communities?

18.01.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are God damn feral these days.

17.01.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just had an elderly woman cough in my face without covering her mouth and it was all I could do to not scold her.

17.01.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been chewing on the idea of starting a YouTube channel for years, maybe a decade. I have an idea, I have a framework, I can figure out the equipment, I even have the time but I just dont know if I have the gall.

10.01.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it every take I hear from a biphobic lesbian uses talking points that sound suspiciously like TERF and incel talking points?

03.01.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why has December felt like the longest month of the year?

29.12.2025 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's whimsy to be found, but they're not big accounts, I don't feel like this is someplace that can grow audiences.

13.12.2025 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the oh so helpful individual who told me "Google is free," I ask, why would anyone Google that? Ever? Like that is not a normal thing one would even consider googling. You're just being obnoxious on the internet.

12.12.2025 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Praying on someone's downfall is an exercise in mindfulness." -opinionatedhag, on tiktok

10.12.2025 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry for being a bitch, my hair was touching me and I got overstimulated.

09.12.2025 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't normally consider myself a voyeur, but I do get a distinct enjoyment in listening to the long, candid voicemails of people who forgot to hang up after leaving a message or who didn't mean to call me in the first place.

08.12.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody gatekeeps quite like queers under 30. Like baby, you just got here, sit down.

07.12.2025 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

07.12.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you upload more than once this year?

07.12.2025 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0