Me and skippingjack
Two years with this heartthrob
10.03.2026 19:54
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Me and skippingjack
Two years with this heartthrob
Mfer sent boy to school in grossly inappropriate clothing, and now this
Mfer said accidently
Haven’t read any Brookner. I’ll get on it
Accidently sent my 7yo to school in socks with “if you can read this bring me a beer” printed on the soles
I don’t know what this is about but man it’s put me in the mood for a 200-page novel by a woman from 1970-90
We love you too 😘
First big fuck off salad tea of the year
Much angrier about this than I should be
“Cormac McCarthy hates punctuation lol” fucking NYT making me feel like I would die for Cormac McCarthy
Absolutely fuck you for all of this
LinkedIn nonce.
Perhaps that he was gay
Oh gawd!
Good luck getting clanged ❤️
*****
Extraordinary piece, brilliant writing.
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WE OF B
The Groucho Marx of dating
You are blowing my mind over here
I recommend going out with your followers if you want to hear them laugh at your tweets in real time
Me talking about John Maxtone-Graham’s The Only Way to Cross
A shit drawing of three stick figures from behind
Horribly moved by my own crap drawing of me and the kids standing on the moon
Does my ass look gauche in this
Weeping
I told my 5yo I’m clumsy and she said “you’re not clumsy, Mummy, you’re beautiful”
Legendary behaviour. Well done xxx
I need this t-shirt
Fuck him up