Okay wait one of my classes is Aqua Combat which is just water MMA and I was telling my partner about it and joking about having to lure people into the water to beat them up like kangaroos π¦
It's not "take it outside" it's "take it to the lake"
13.03.2026 02:26
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One of my 1st graders today said "hey! You go to the YMCA!" I said yep, that's where my exercise classes are in the pool. They laughed & said that's for old people.
You may be right Timmy, but Janice could prolly kick your ass in a shallow pond...watch yourself.
12.03.2026 22:01
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They have now completely lost the plot, all sanity is lost. The only goal now is survival.
12.03.2026 18:46
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It's the last day of school before Spring Break (4 day week here) and I don't know who is more anxious to get out the door, the staff or students. My 1st graders are barely holding on.
12.03.2026 16:23
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archiveofourown.org/works/52090270
11.03.2026 23:24
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I feel the same way, I actually put it in one of my fics
11.03.2026 19:26
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Clips set to the song
02.03.2026 15:30
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Lmao that's too cute
02.03.2026 12:17
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#GoodOmens
05.02.2026 14:10
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Trying new things
#GoodOmens
14.02.2026 20:41
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Me too! I don't have the time for this one so if someone wants to run with it...π€·πΌ
02.03.2026 03:56
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Hey what if Aziraphale was a priest that was getting annoyed because they kept getting called to exorcisms but it was always the same demon and they thought it was just to torment them but really it's cause Crowley didn't know another way for them to hang out
02.03.2026 01:26
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Adenovirus is rampant and last weeks. All you can do is cope and medicate. My whole house just finished passing it around
01.03.2026 23:21
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*sobs in itβs all too much*
01.03.2026 22:30
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Laundry for the week β
Grocery shopping β
Breakfast made β
Curriculum prepared β
Calendar updated β
It's not quite 8 30 am but I think I might try and nap.
01.03.2026 14:27
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My alarm goes off in 2 hours. I slept for just under 2, been up for 1 already. This is, as the kids say, grody to the max.
01.03.2026 09:00
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Oh no, not quite hallucinating lol, more like imagination, like a perpetual "brain loading" screen, error 404, thoughts not found.
01.03.2026 08:03
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The insomnia has been winning for weeks now but I'm so out of it now that I just realized I've been staring out into the void watching imaginary people Strip The Willow in my mind for about 20 minutes.
01.03.2026 03:25
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Took the Heathens out to see the planets aligned and we could just BARELY make them out due to light pollution but it was still cool. One day we'll make it out to a park or something way out in nothing and see the milky wayπ
01.03.2026 01:40
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Aziraphale in season 1 of Good Omens. He is at the desk in his book shop and is sitting in his red and gold armchair. He is leaning back with a content look and smile on his face. He is wearing his spectacles and holding a glass of wine in one hand and a book in the other hand. The book is also resting on his lap. His legs are crossed. There are books and papers scattered about on his desk. He is dressed in his usual sandy colored trousers, light brown waistcoat, light blue button-down shirt, and his Tartan bow tie. He is wearing his cozy Gray cardigan.
I'm not a human AU writer, but someone should write one featuring a 90's mallrat Crowley, working part time at Spencers. Spends every break (he takes more than he's supposed to)walking past The Fudgery, where a cute blonde with pretty eyes, yummy thighs, & a gorgeous voice sings while making fudge.
01.03.2026 00:11
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a cartoon elf is holding a pair of scissors in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon elf is holding a pair of scissors in his hand .
Littlest Heathen had a small cavity on a baby tooth, and the dentist said it wasn't worth doing anything since it would fall out anyway. It was hurting off and on so girly decided the best course of action would be to just...go ahead and yank it out of their head by themselves.
01.03.2026 00:29
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π Tomorrow 12.45 on Times Radio! www.instagram.com/reel/DVRiK3a...
28.02.2026 13:56
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My favorite play would probably be Romeo and Juliet, it was the first I was able to see on a real stage and so it's sentimental to me.
There are far too many fantastic musicals for me to pick just one though!
27.02.2026 22:50
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4 copies of the Stage magazine with Michael Sheen as the cover girl.
π The Stage Magazine giveaway π
Iβm giving away 4 copies of The Stage magazine with Michael Sheen as the cover girl.
RULES:
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Ends Friday 27th March @ 11:59 PM GMT
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26.02.2026 14:04
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The first word to come to mind is
"UuUgGgHhHhH!"
27.02.2026 08:57
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a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom
Gee, I sure hope I don't wake up at 4am again for no reason after not getting to sleep til after midnight because I'm working all week and it's really been rough, I'm exhausted!
π§ : I gotchu boo, fall asleep at 10pm π
β: 2:45 am
Me:
27.02.2026 08:54
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It's my last week with my pre k babes now that Softball is ending. I'm gonna miss these booger eaters
26.02.2026 20:06
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If your intrusive thoughts won right this minute, what would happen?
I would kick the television.
25.02.2026 23:51
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I'd stick my hand in the boiling pot
25.02.2026 23:54
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I'm sorry you're not feeling well, hope you get better soon
25.02.2026 17:44
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