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Paul Lander

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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Thank ya!

11.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please support and follow Paul on YouTube
Thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š

10.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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54321 Presents: Five Signs You Might Be a Karen 54321 Presents: Five Signs You Might Be a Karen Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark 54321 Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on โ€ฆ

Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring 54321.

Hit 50 subs this week, so here are 5 Reasons You Might Be a Karen.
If you feel personally attacked, thatโ€™s between you and your manager.

humoroutcasts.com/2026/54321-p...

10.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Five Signs You Might Be a Karen
Five Signs You Might Be a Karen YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy

Hit 50 subs this week, to celebrate, here are 5 Reasons You Might Be a Karen.
If you feel personally attacked, thatโ€™s between you and your manager.

youtu.be/l6xzL16vSoA?...

10.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bristol Palin Is Considering Plastic Surgery or Botox to Fix Her Facial Paralysis. Arenโ€™t Those Ways to cause facial paralysis.

10.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bristol Palin Is Considering Plastic Surgery or Botox to Fix Her Facial Paralysis. Arenโ€™t Those Ways to cause facial paralysis.

10.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Five Signs You Might Be a Karen
Five Signs You Might Be a Karen YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy

Hit 50 subs this week, to celebrate, here are 5 Reasons You Might Be a Karen.
If you feel personally attacked, thatโ€™s between you and your manager.

youtu.be/l6xzL16vSoA?...

10.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump isnโ€™t for Checks and Balances. Heโ€™s for bounced checks and overdrawn balances.

10.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bluesky CEO Jay Graber steps down | TechCrunch Graber explained that, as a more mature company, Bluesky needs a "seasoned operator focused on scaling and execution." Graber said she feels better suited to building Bluesky's technology itself.

โ€œGraber explained that, as a more mature company, Bluesky needs a โ€œseasoned operator focused on scaling and execution.โ€ Graber said she feels better suited to building Blueskyโ€™s technology itself.โ€

10.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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A big woot woot @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for using this doodle with usual amazing group of usual suspects. By me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social

10.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump isnโ€™t for Checks and Balances. Heโ€™s for bounced checks and overdrawn balances.

10.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump Sends Fawning Birthday Wishes to Rupert Murdoch Heโ€™s Suing for $10B. โ€ฆ Iโ€™m sure it came surrounded by a drawing he can deny ever sending.

09.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little boy is dancing on a couch with the words when your tacos are ready on the bottom . ALT: a little boy is dancing on a couch with the words when your tacos are ready on the bottom .

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10.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back at ya!

10.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A big woot woot @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for using this doodle with usual amazing group of usual suspects. By me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social

10.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha

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10.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!

Happy Tuesday!โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒค๏ธ

Letโ€™s enjoy this luxurious cabin in the woods to hike, swim & relax for todayโ€™s Virtual Meet & Greet! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿชพโ›ฐ๏ธ

Cocktails, Mocktails, Coffee & Tea available!๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿซ–

Meet some new friends.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Everyone welcomed!

Comment โœ๏ธ & say Hi! ๐Ÿ‘‹
#BlueCrew

10.03.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 483 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 220 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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10.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1849 Abraham Lincoln applies for a patent (only US President to do so) for a device to lift a boat over shoals and obstructions
1876 First telephone call: Alexander Graham Bell says, "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you" to his assistant Thomas Watson
1933 Major earthquake (6.4 magnitude) in Long Beach, California
kills 120, and destroys 70 school buildings
1945 Deadliest air raid of World War Il sets Tokyo on fire after nighttime B-29 bombings; more than 100,000 people die, mostly civilians
1962 Due to its no black policy, Phillies leave Jack Tar Harrison Hotel & move to Rocky Point Motel, 20 miles outside Clearwater, Florida
1982 The United States places an embargo on Libyan petroleum imports because of their support of terrorist groups.
2020 New York governor Andrew Cuomodeploys the national guard to New Rochelle after one-mile radius zone established as 108 cases of COVID-19 detected
@getyourfoxyback/

1849 Abraham Lincoln applies for a patent (only US President to do so) for a device to lift a boat over shoals and obstructions 1876 First telephone call: Alexander Graham Bell says, "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you" to his assistant Thomas Watson 1933 Major earthquake (6.4 magnitude) in Long Beach, California kills 120, and destroys 70 school buildings 1945 Deadliest air raid of World War Il sets Tokyo on fire after nighttime B-29 bombings; more than 100,000 people die, mostly civilians 1962 Due to its no black policy, Phillies leave Jack Tar Harrison Hotel & move to Rocky Point Motel, 20 miles outside Clearwater, Florida 1982 The United States places an embargo on Libyan petroleum imports because of their support of terrorist groups. 2020 New York governor Andrew Cuomodeploys the national guard to New Rochelle after one-mile radius zone established as 108 cases of COVID-19 detected @getyourfoxyback/

Happy National Barbie Day
( actually it was Yesterday)
๐ŸฆŠ Meet and Greet ๐ŸฆŠ

Well once again I have learned NEVER to post when you havenโ€™t had any coffee
I appreciate your patience
(Mario day was today)

Anyway, letโ€™s celebrate anything and all things Barbie

We will be okay
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Love
Foxy

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10.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white dog wearing a bandana that says lads is eating tacos on a plate ALT: a black and white dog wearing a bandana that says lads is eating tacos on a plate

Good morning and Happy Tuesday ๐ŸŒฎ

There will be many parties tonight so join us. If you want to host dm me. Itโ€™s a great way to meet friends.

If you are #NeverTrump and want to build your account this is the right place. Leave a comment or meme and I will help grow your account.

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10.03.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 134 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World Youโ€™ll wish upon a star we had these

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09.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Britainโ€™s aircraft carrier may need French escort. Isnโ€™t that one of things that got Prince Andrew in deep shit?

09.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fox News apologizes for showing old video of a hatless Donald Trump at a dignified transfer ceremony. In fairness he in each he remains heartless.

09.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 106 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

20 Hot Ways to Stimulate Your Clitoris for an Amazing Orgasm | SELF. SELF, indeed

10.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump speaks at level of 8 year old new analysis finds. Thatโ€™s insulting โ€ฆ to 8 year olds

10.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times Making fun of headlines, like: "RFK Jr. wants chains to prove they serve 'safe drinks'" - Jr's still mad they don't sell actual bear claws.

Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com

www.humortimes.com/417908/rippi...

10.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Megyn Kelly Rips โ€™60 Minutes,โ€™ Bari Weiss for โ€˜Bullsโ€“tโ€™ Edits to Pete Hegseth Interview. Now thatโ€™s some Karen on Karen crime

10.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Megyn Kelly Rips โ€™60 Minutes,โ€™ Bari Weiss for โ€˜Bullsโ€“tโ€™ Edits to Pete Hegseth Interview. Now thatโ€™s some Karen on Karen crime

10.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1