TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!
TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!
*SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK*
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥
𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓
hooray screen time
i luv milkshake
also btw i saw dan and phil last night :D
i’ve been doom scrolling more on twitter but have been barely posting on either 😭😭
sorry i’ve been neglecting this app, it’s not the only thing i’ve been neglecting 🤩
eating a crab rangoon on the drive home from picking up chinese food as a lil reward
i need to change my hair NOWW
retweet if you were here before awsten knight
i need yall to PLEASE manifest for me because rn i am STRESSING
i made a parxie starter pack, i know im missing SO many people but had to go off what i could find!!! go.bsky.app/7Scw3Et
good morning darlin <3
oh that is just precious
lemme put yall on this
my posts here are already getting more likes than my tweets LETS FUCKIN GO
good morning divas
yes definitely!!!
i miss our gloum boys 😔
if I’M awsten knight, and YOU’RE awsten knight, then who the hell is driving the bus?!?!
hey did you guys know i miss waterparks?
hello!
hey guys what’s up it’s awsten knight hey tell me whatcha want me to sayyyy
stock image of a woman wearing a white t shirt with the words i survived the great parx twitter migration of twenty twenty four
CLAIM YOUR T-SHIRTS
in case yall don’t know me i made these for waterparks’s previous 2 tours and i am very proud of them and will never stop talking about them
it’s gonna be so hard to get my algorithm back holy shit
hello parxies
calico cat peeking out from a table
hello there
