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Mr Pie Break

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Used to do Magic podcasts and stuff, now I just tweet about it a lot

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There's a reason Rob's one of the greats. His work closes the gap between our hobbies and our "real" lives, lending gravitas to the time we spend on the things we love and helping us make sense of ourselves. Also he started this piece with a David Berman quote so he had me at hello here.

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you like both Magic and David Berman you have an incredible few minutes ahead of you

03.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe suns of Mirrodin have shone upon perfection only once.” –Mox Opal (2010–)

What is the perfect card?

Towards Perfection by @trasgomorph.bsky.social is live now - free & available for everyone as we get this thing going!

www.cascadecascade.com/towards-perf...

03.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 10

I’ve been so excited about Cascade Cascade for a while now, and it feels great to be able to share it finally. This project is something entirely new and entirely in the hands of the communityβ€”we hope you’ll join us over at the new site.

03.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of my favorite writing is hobby writing. I love when someone can put their passion for a thing, no matter how niche, into words and share that passion with you. Cascade Cascade is mine and @caljones.com's attempt at making a home for that sort of Magic writing.

23.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dropping to my knees and cursing the heavens

23.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just think the amount of time per year my hobby spends going Funko Mode is getting a little untenable for me personally

19.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme tell ya right now, if you've been looking for a lil publication that puts out best-in-class Magic writing with the same level of reverence as good sports or pop culture outlets, you are going to have a very exciting late February and March.

10.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people are asking if the goblin is dead but it’s clear to me that he’s never been more alive

10.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never want to do that

02.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Defeating a moogle though...

02.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is sorta what people are talking about when they say you can't really opt out of UB lol

02.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Feel genuinely bad for my opponent, who pulled off Bitterblossom Bearer/Mirrorweave Crown at the exact moment that it would kill him

02.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I'm sorry that wizards didn't take the 12 hour games and constant apology.doc format into account when designing their card game

30.01.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also a very myopic format, some of cEDH's most vocal boosters seem to truly believe it's larger and more relevant to players than regular Commander and treat every card designed and format decision made as though it's a poorly made cEDH decision rather than a decision made without considering them

30.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A lot of you would be radicalized by YouTuber Nahiri, I fear

17.01.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I get that it was a mid pandemic set so a lot of us memory holed people went nuts for Strixhaven one!

17.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strixhaven is interesting because I feel like before it was released, everybody rolled their eyes and thought it'd be dollar store Harry Potter, then it came out and everyone loved it, huge hit with fans, then as time passed people started dismissing it again as dollar store harry potter

17.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is there a way to like...get a refund for this? Dude's just sitting on every pack but releasing them just in time to not get sent into autodraft

14.01.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Loving the idea of a Phyrexian stumbling into shadowmoor and just acting normal

14.01.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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will they finish this cycle

23.12.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of God's mightiest creations was the idea that generated this set of functioning cards

09.12.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing against the dominant deck in standard means getting slow punched by a grandma from a Nickelodeon cartoon while your opponent draws twenty cards and if this were a hypothetical someone made up for why they didn't like Universes Beyond I'd tell them to tone it down a little bit

08.12.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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I don't want to hear one peep about the mole until we get ancestral recall out of standard again

07.12.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People will always be like β€œlmao they actually blocked me” yeah man I pressed two buttons to get rid of a weird guy and I’ll do it again

11.11.2024 21:05 πŸ‘ 944 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

time will tell

04.11.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's his deal I wonder

04.11.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you like them?? I’ve thought about getting some

05.10.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were tweaking these, I'd make mode 1 of lighting a cig one discard, one draw and I'd make both Joes a little more costed

05.10.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This has never been a game to me

05.10.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0