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Welp, here we go. Lawyer up, everybody

This thing looks like something a dad made with his son for BattleBots, yet it cost a billion dollars

Can we NOT

Once you start to see that this president *intends* to increase chaos and entropy in all of his actions, everything starts to make sense.

What are his motivations? That we can debate. Probably multifold.

But the only logical explanation for all of this is that he is purposely creating havoc.

Another day, another psychopathic thing our government does

But then, what do you expect from people who deem billions of human beings around the globe mere NPCs

Radio K pledge drives are not only the most listenable pledge drives, they’re also simply adorable

Yep. That was The Event.

This guy warned us in 1999 that the internet was basically gonna blow up everything. Seems to me that the propaganda aspect of that was implicit

I love sitting here watching you throw cold, soggy toast at republicans. Such a Serious Person

Democrat Playfully Flicks Towel at Fascist

This was gonna be one of my guesses (save for raisin makeup, which was a deeper cut than I could manage), but I thought, "if it's actually a sundress and Docs, I really should just keep my mouth shut)

Oh (he says, like the naif he is), that's actually *much* better than what Google just gave me.
Is Cigarette Dad Rock a thing? That might be my perpetual sartorial genre

Oh dear, now I've Googled it and I see I have shown my ass on this one. Carry on

I'm not sure what that is but I'm picturing a Blue Oyster Cult concert t-shirt (baseball sleeves)

You are undefeated at this

What makes the hypocrisy so repellent is how gleeful it is.

Right? But everybody can see it now: they're Sadness World. The vibes are atrocious

They started coyly going after the Wal-Mart demo a few years ago but the full-on Drumpf embrace was a finger in the eye of what core consumers they had left. They screwed the proverbial pooch and will get everything they deserve

Why would we go back? This place *blows*, and their Drumpf-coddling only put a finer point on it. They wanted to be Wal-Mart and now they are. Bye.

I often think of how she called out the "vast right wing conspiracy" in the early 90s and got called hysterical and insane, but she was merely ahead of her time in describing *reality*. Now we're basically living in the world where that conspiracy has metastasized into a culture-wide social disease

"Entered?" My dude, we've left the elevator lobby and we're on our way up

Few things as on-brand for conservatism as the mass murder of outgroups

Time for another edition of “Stupid, Evil, or Both?”

Since they’ve redefined “terrorism,” WTF does this even mean

Can AI do this

It’s tragic because it’s not in any way a joke

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

As I was saying

Actually I don’t think things like this sound unhinged to most people anymore. The problem is that they apparently still do to most mainstream journalists

I’ve become suuuch a pessimist in the last decade but I’m starting to think you may be right. The national “Uh, NOPE” on this shit is starting to hit critical mass