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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Mother and Daughter in the caves

Homer Simpson

#art #sushiben

Fern🧣

I love my Nissan Sentra

they took the dick vein out of mars bars what has the world fucking come to

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

What makes Bluesky better :
the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

I'm the strongest! :3

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Lowpoly Model I made to learn how to set up vtuber stuff

#lowpoly

Hehe Miku be like

This reminds me of the time I met up with ex president Bill Clinton at a Wingstop and talked about how Alex Jones sucks.

new deku palace security

This reminds me of the time i met ex president bill clinton at subway and he told me how he thinks 50 shades of grey is actually pretty alright.

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I am very good friends with ex president bill clinton. He came to my lan party back in 2013

This reminds me of the time I met ex president bill clinton at nintendo world

got a cute dress at a thrift store and wanted to draw :3/

awl gaming

A cube shaped plush ottoman that looks like a Rubik's cube, a cube with solid colored sides and a grid of 9 on each side. A brown tabby cat sits on top of the ottoman and an orange cat stands next to it.

Another angle of the finished ottoman. It sits on a table and shows off the green, yellow, and red sides.

sharing my rubik's cube ottoman i made BY HAND!! on bsky also bc i want to see more art on here!!

This reminds me of the time I played smash Bros melee with ex president Bill Clinton at pizza hut.