Character art for Highguard's Condor
"I'm gonna keep putting beautiful Black women in games"
Ex-Naughty Dog artist who helped design characters for Highguard promises to keep fighting the good fight - just not in the live-service sphere, anymore www.eurogamer.net/ex-naughty-d...
A cartoonish graphic of a crude morningstar being slammed into a Wii. A red no/stop sign can be seen.
Advice to isekai denizens from the user manual: Do not morningstar the Wii.
me (brain fully spent by puzzles and tired out of my gourd): \*seeing lily eating tuna* why are you eating cat food
lily: IT'S GIRLKIBBLE, FIRST OF ALL,
Or put another way: ~6k games made over $70,000 after Valve's 30% cut.
* Enough to cover a single entry-level tech worker's wage (or a solo dev).
* It sounds like ~16 games per day, or 30% of estimated 50 daily releases—EXCEPT there are ~100k games on Steam, GENEROUSLY a 6% chance to earn $70k. 😅
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
I'm dying
i saw “give up” in the options screen of rhapsody a musical adventure and thought “huh thats a weird way to translate ‘go back’” and clicked on it and without even giving me an “are you sure bro” choice they just reset the game and i lost 3 hours since my last save
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
If you've watched how NHS England - stuffed, as Kemi Badenoch explicitly told us, with her handpicked transphobes - does trans* healthcare you can't be surprised by this from @erininthemorning.com.
But still, it's an important service to see her lay it all out.
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tweet by wokeometer. text id: In Stars And Time: Time-loop RPG derailed by all-queer cast's pronoun parades and aroace faith crises. Official score: 7/10 🦠 Found family sermon over swordplay.
ISAT is only worth a SEVEN on the wokeometer scale?????? im so sorry everyone. i have failed you
why the fuck did this get 700 reskeets i only drew this because i was missing ikesoren can everyone who reskeeted contribute a ikesoren makeout image. for the community
unrelated there are like multiple people across multiple platforms saying corrin is trans idk if something was said in heroes that established this but they still arent allowed at the meetup. sorry #Equality means that even though you can be multiple parts of lgbt you can also still be annoying
Firefox tab that says "MTF Birdo artwork".
didn't occur to me until now that Mario Tennis Fever abbreviates to MTF and got jumpscared by the mario wiki
estrogen is magic 🩷
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
im drawing on a tablet in a cafe, the tablet is a cartoon of a man saying "im mr f slur and im here to catch AIDs" and i think to myself "if they kicked me out rn i would fully understand"
I don't ever want to see another fucking control glyph again for the rest of my life
Mario shooting an RPG at Exor from Super Mario RPG
Super Mario RPG
happy mario day
If you've got a free 2-3 hours, three (3) spare dollars, and love stories about fighting fate then there's no reason not to play Starweave now right now and leave a little review. As A Treat
holy shit
"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time
I like how many game developers are increasingly also tired of this shit store.steampowered.com/app/4200110
The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm
Looking forward to giving hundreds of my fellow game devs anxiety at GDC. Find me around if you want one for yourself!
