milktruffles

i’m not here to be sad but i do also sometimes need to reference historical events. gotta find that line.

my rule of thumb when i’m writing lighthearted fanfics set in the present is if the horrible event is still ongoing and making the world worse, it doesn’t exist.

like 9/11 happened but the rapid, recent acceleration of climate change isn’t real. the USSR collapsed, but COVID never existed.

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

defending art's right to exist, especially nsfw art, inherenetly involves you having to allow art you don't like or even think is abhorrent or reprehensible to exist. you do not have to pretend to like it or engage with it, but you need to let it exist. you give fascists an inch they take a mile.

my manager: i honestly don’t know 100% what you do every day but all i get are compliments about you so keep going

lmao

if bsky becomes unusable you will officially only be able to reach me via mail

the horrors persist and I desire yaoi and yuri

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

bluesky is where it is today solely on the efforts of the courageous artists drawing the horniest gay art ever to grace a timeline 🫡

oh that’s a good one. honestly most furries i’d share it with, they’re all weird (i say this positively)

LMAO. idk what weirdest kink someone would have to tell me to unlock my ao3. i’m pretty numb to kink so i’m like “i don’t write anything really kinky” meanwhile some people think a single pair of handcuffs is kinky

like sorry you do not need to know which kinks i write about

i don’t tell anyone i know irl what fanfic i write unless they were fandom friends first lmaooo

i also somehow admitted i wrote fanfiction idk i panicked and now everyone knows

the day finally came where i had to explain ensemble stars to my coworkers and admit i had ensemble stars tattoos

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

yes!!! i work corporate for a retail company and during our weekly standups when we go over the last week’s profits, we always talk about the weather because it affects foot traffic and i absolutely love it. i love getting to talk about weather in a group setting

i always wondered why adults cared so much about the weather and now that i’m an adult, man i love knowing about weather

you can wear a jacket or a short sleeved shirt and be comfy either way!

after all the bullshit snow and cold, it’s literally perfect weather today

me texting my wife unprompted: if abo existed in today’s world there’d be toxic alpha influencers who push “beastmaxxing” and say that society has forced alphas to reject their biology so now alphas need to embrace it

see i was raised in a christian sect where yaoi was absolutely ok and i’m still religious so bottom line legalize yaoi in churches if you wanna keep your numbers up i guess

nah i still hate it. i’m heterophobic and proud

it was a short lived excitement ….

my biggest complaint about going into the office is that i am far too productive and finish everything before lunch and have to pretend to be productive lmao

gen z coworker: stop using lol and lmao the end of every teams message

look i don’t even notice i do it, its second nature. i’m too old to change now

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I LOVE FANFICTION I LOVE THAT HUMAN CIVILIZATION WAS BORN THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO SO THAT I COULD READ DEVASTATINGLY SINCERE FANFICTION IN 2026 RAAAAAAHHHH

some of y’all ask for so much fanfic, like who are these people

my positive energy for the day is that the youraislopbores.me website honestly feels like a piece of old internet, it’s nice