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‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

This is why I’m skeptical of the calls to amend the constitution to make DC a state or expand the Supreme Court or whatever

If there were the opportunity to amend the constitution today, conservatives would try to give guns the right to vote and ban women from wearing pants … And they’d easily win.

I mean it is basically a paraphrase of multiple Saganisms

But I feel like we’ve now crossed a threshold when you can’t google the answer to “is it AI” questions because Google is wrong too

Oh god Google AI now thinks the AI-written trick quote (#3) in the quiz was written by Carl Sagan

It would spell soceity right tho

Ok but who wants to make an ATproto FarmVille

I checked so you don’t have to

It’s sunscreen

Well yes, it’s well known that the correlated risk of raptures is uninsurable without government subsidies or deity intervention

This is why individuals should take advantage of the 666(k) account to save up for rapture-related expenses tax-free

My humps, my humps, my plumping camel bumps

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

oh I’ve always wanted to get phaser eye surgery

I always wonder how these dudes find anyone to marry and/or stay married to them

Like even if you ARE an arch conservative Trump supporter, I don’t see why you’d support such an obvious buffoon for office

These people are basically totally incompetent and malicious. You wouldn’t hire them to manage a lemonade stand. Literally the only thing they have going for them is that they can get a Trump endorsement in a Republican primary, and are entirely dependent on him.

He has said the US should be a Christian only nation (so no, he wouldn’t be kinder to Jews)

He has called for deporting Mamdani and Omar, said Bad Bunny’s show was pornographic, and tried to impeach multiple judges who ruled against Trump

He claimed he oversaw operations for Abolition International, an anti human trafficking nonprofit. He was in fact paid $4000 for part time work there and they forced him to retract his statement.

He claimed to work in law enforcement fighting human trafficking. He was in fact fired from a position as a volunteer reserve sheriff for failing to pass the training class.

Other fun facts about Ogles:
He claimed to be an economist and have an econ degree, then that he was a political scientist. But he failed every college class in either subject and then got an online degree.

Then he lied about taking graduate courses.

I‘ll be pitching them on the revenue opportunity of selling power users exclusive genetically-engineered baby mastodons that they can keep as cute household pets.

But I’ll never give up. I’ve applied to be CEO of Mastodon and am optimistic about the opportunity.

The conversation may have gone awry when I mentioned adding a rating system to judge how hot your mutuals are, disappearing messages, and the BlueVille massively multiplayer farming game that will be built into every page. Or perhaps it was the plan to bring back dead celebrities as AI. Hard to tell

Regrettably, my application to become CEO of BlueSky was rejected. The board was impressed with my plan to add MIDI background music to ATproto, and seemed enthusiastic about my business strategy for BlueSky Glasses. Unfortunately I forgot to mention agentic AI or vibe coding.

Yes, I’m anticipating they will ignore their own building codes. I have no evidence yet of course.

Yeah, rent control may make sense in a place like New York or SF where landlords are “locked in” to some extent, but in the Twin Cities there’s always a suburb 10 minutes away where they can build instead

they have generally purchased them.

Even an electrical outage that shuts down the air conditioning in a building like that in a Georgia summer could kill hundreds of people.

I think their plans, on paper, do not involve killing anyone. That doesn’t mean people won’t die there.

It’s Georgia. The city is sort of against it, but they’re all ultra conservative and agree with the plan if not the execution.

The are spending $150 million on renovation, which is conceivably enough to build some giant air conditioners, kitchens, bathrooms and water treatment facilities to keep people basically alive. It’s less than 10% of the cost per bed of other jails though.

The federal government does not follow local building codes (Or pay local taxes, even though they use tons of services- fire, police, roads, etc)