“Dave! Ain’t that your horse that kid is messin’ with?”
“Dave! Ain’t that your horse that kid is messin’ with?”
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“Dave! Ain’t that your horse that kid is messin’ with?”
“Dave! Ain’t that your horse that kid is messin’ with?”
If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this
Drops everywhere Sept 29!
Loretta and an advance copy of my new book. Don’t let her demeanor fool you, she’s actually very excited and proud.
I still get the irocz song in my head.
Chicago wind gauge
I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military
I think it’s a better tribute to Kobe to keep going when you’ve been told to stop
It’s a good field for illiterates.
It’s the Mac defense. The tactic of the second-dumbest character on a show about idiots.
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14
Post from Julia Fine that says, "Write the book you want to read because you will have to read it 75 times."
#writerslife
Fuck the troops.
Please keep our big beautiful boys with the most sophisticated military equipment in the world in your prayers as they blow up schools. That’s gonna bother them until they blow up another building full of people
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”
A beautiful homemade flan
One of the moms of the families I’ve been delivering groceries to asked today if I’d be willing to accept something from her. And she came back with this beautiful flan she’d made to say thank you for helping us. I am crying. People are too kind. This is whom our government is forcing into hiding.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE TH E DUMBEST FUCKIN THIN... (reads comments) oh yeah, ok that make sense.
we’re getting closer…
Kinda touchy from the fanbase that centers its entire identity on being "cursed" by some old man who wanted his pet goat to have consumer rights.
the kids (specifically at my place of employment) are all right
when even the edgelord barstool insta account is mocking your commencement speaker choice, you've made a grave error
please inspire me, dead-eyed torso wedged behind a now-abandoned Marriot concierge desk.
lol
Hey cool some fucking dork invented the Winamp visualizer again.
Jay Shitty
Billie Jean King looks normal, but standing next to these two freaks her normalness skyrockets. Like, this is the most normal I've ever seen a person look ever.
It would never be great or watchable so stfu.
