Sharon Steed 👩🏽‍💻

babe, I haven't had my second coffee yet 😩

Alright so I'm the clock app hearing some truly disturbing news about the actual American military casualties happening in Iran and.....what the fuck? Apparently we're getting slaughtered over there?! Sending all the love and light to the families of those being deployed because my God it's bad

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

these people are literally the lowest common denominator humans.

JFC

Wooooboyyyyyy!!!!

Former VP Kamala Harris at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"So let me just say, I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so' but we did see it coming."

Yes. She. Did.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

There’s always a tweet.

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

Mood.

How could you NOT marry this man?!?!

I think about this a lot, and I view the famouses in a different light when they do things without telling the public about it. I’m glad they got to just get married and it not be a big deal. I’m sad that people like me - who are glad they DON’T know that it happened - have to highlight it.

Mazel! And good for them doing it with total privacy 💜

I get the significance of this but they could do more. Like I don’t know prison? Maybe?

The searing, full-body rage I feel anytime I am inside of a Target should honestly be studied.

Finally watching Love Story, and honestly I need a Calvin and Kelly Klein series because these two are a fascinating case study.

someone on the clock app was making a parody video with an alien and the alien said that earth was a prison planet and honestly that tracks

Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’ Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

a man in a striped shirt and hat is holding a bunch of money in his hands . ALT: a man in a striped shirt and hat is holding a bunch of money in his hands .

I'm writing a book on empathy and leadership, and I swear I get the most good and usable writing done when I'm listening to Jeezy.

I....I mean....? 🤷‍♀️

One day Elmo is really gonna crash out on someone in one of these interviews, and it will be warranted 😂

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating

A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.

This is embarrassing now lol

Finally some FUN on this awful game. Touchdown!!!!

Actually impressive how neither one of these teams has any interest in catching a ball

Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.

Collinsworth just said “it’s been a really impressive game” and everyone at our Super Bowl party just screamed LIES hahaha

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

Wait. I’m obsessed right the this. Bad Bunny is charisma personified.

I genuinely hate it here.

Hated it. I hate that this is real life.