Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘

Queenstown-based tech entrepreneur Brian Cartmell donating hundreds of thousands to political parties Brian Cartmell, a Queenstown-based expat American, has given big donations to ACT, National, NZ First and the Opportunity party.

"...gave up his US citizenship in 2015..."
If you were wondering why the Opportunity Party smells a bit whiffy, it's their obvious addiction to the wealth of billionaires that you can smell.😒
Is this the kiss of death for a Political Party?
It should be, but it won't be.
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A journalist?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's NZME.
So funny. Thank you.
Good joke.

House

Luxon can't duck out of Question Time early because Chlöe Swarbrick has a question for him and it's question 12.
Will Peters & Seymour be disorderly to defend Luxon, or will they be disorderly to attack Luxon?🤔💩🥚
They both want to poach voters from National.
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If Iran wanted to assassinate the USA's spiritual leader would they have to take out Kermit the Frog?
Or Donald Duck?

*Purely for our entertainment.

That just reminds us all how long it has been is since we had a PM who sounds prime ministerial.💩🥚

Sit back and enjoy their increasingly visible panic.🥰
Our energy needs to go into lifting up our side of the campaign, no need to waste any time or energy on National while they're busy eating their own.👍

I just want a well briefed self-aware PM who doesn't always look like his own clothes are ganging up on him.💩🥚
Too much to ask for?🤔
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Do you see anyone in the National caucus who has what it takes to reverse their decline?
I don't.
All their options are shit. Yay!

Respect YouTube video by Blam Blam Blam - Topic

"I didn't appreciate that crack about the Prime Minister. I know it was only a joke but we've got to teach these kids some RESPECT!"💩🥚🤣
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Shhhh....!🤫
Let National print all their campaign billboards, posters, and flyers, and then force them to dump Luxon.💩🥚
Timing is everything.🤪
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Black Caps getting thrashed by India in the cricket-for-people-who-hate-cricket final might have saved Luxon from a(nother) Bishop leadership coup.😮💩🥚
...or maybe not.
#ChronicChrisCrisis
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Didn't even notice Cosmic trigger on the bill until after I shared it.🫢

Psychedelic event poster Twisted Music Presents: A psychonautical night of pioneers Shpongle The Orb Younger Brother Hallucinogen Youth Prometheus Troxy London, Saturday May 9th 2026 - 7pm-2am

"A Psychonautical Night of Pioneers"😍✌️
www.instagram.com/p/DVom3QpjGQL/

FUCK! YES!😮🤯🥰
FOMO overload.🕺

Defiant Christopher Luxon says no discussions needed on his leadership The prime minister says he did not ask any of his ministers over the weekend if he had their support.

Scrambled?
Fried?
Poached?
Separated & whipped?
Hard boiled & diced?

...place your bets.
And. Get. More. Popcorn.🍿😮

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Nigeria - oil producing nation - bombed by Trump.
Venezuela - oil producing nation - bombed by Trump.
Iran - oil producing nation - bombed by Trump.

Tell me again why the the coalition wants us to go back to looking for oil...?🤔

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Luxon knows exactly what it takes to make it all stop.

The USA's triumph over truth and justice counts as a victory.
Same goes for the US war on facts and evidence.
Another absolute victory for the USA, no doubt about it
Distorting history, they won that war too.🤮

Egg?
Or lettuce?
Place your bets.

Spill some alphabet soup on some paper, job done.🤪

Americans with guns are murdering more Americans every day than Iran has managed to kill during this entire war so far.😮
#FuckTrump
#FuckTheUSA
#FuckIsrael
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TPU fingerprints are all over this...🔎
Their party doesn't get to be the tail wagging the dog in a coalition if (when) National Party support collapses.💩🥚
I might run out of popcorn watching their shit-fight.🍿

Some poor fool has lost their weekend writing Luxon's resignation speech.💩🥚
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Clearly what we just said to him is...
🤣🤣🤣🤪
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Do National MPs realise that endorsing Luxon means they're taking responsibility for inflicting Luxon on us and they can expect to be punished for it at the elections?🤔
But... have they endorsed Luxon?
I've only heard Luxon say they have.💩🥚
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Which colour matching pyjamas will the Luxon family be wearing for Christopher Luxon's resignation speech?💩🥚
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Luxon's remaining support demonstrates that the National Party still has what it takes to fool SOME of the people ALL of the time.💩🥚
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You're time is now Maureen Pugh.
What are you waiting for?
Roll, roll, roll the egg...💩🥚
You can't be any worse than Luxon, and we know directly from Simon Bridges' own mouth just how "fucking useless" you are.😮
Go on...
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Aarrrrrrrrrrr...
...sehole!
💩🥚

National falls into the 20s in latest poll as pressure mounts on Christopher Luxon "It is not good, is it?" Winston Peters says about the poll results, while Nicola Willis says it's "not a good number".

Uselessness so visible and cringe that even the drunk people can see it.💩🥚
This dork-egg-flounder imbecile king of cringe is exactly what capitalists deliver to us as "leaders". Every time.😡
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