Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘

No. Sorry.

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Best bit was being met by security staff at the southern end who weren't sure what to do about an old guy wearing a cannabis suit riding an e-bike covered with lights.
They escorted me off at Kenepuru and told me not to do it again.🤣

I always know about it because my cousins message me whenever they spot me on the news.🥰

No cycle lane.
January 1st 2022 the motorway was complete but not yet open to traffic and I was a bit naughty.

House

Question Time will be painful today.
Another patsy question to the Min of Health from the King of the Cookers desperate to gain traction from the Covid report.🤮
A patsy question to the PM from an ACT MP just so Seymour can pretend to be the PM.🤮
A sick-bucket shit-show.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

Beneficiary numbers soar to 12-year high despite government's reduction promise Louise Upston vowed to "curb the surge in welfare dependency" after taking office, but the numbers are now the highest since at least 2013.

Beneficiary numbers soar to a level not matched since the horror show reign of Paula Bennett and the John Key National Government.😱💩💩
Louise Upston experiences pleasure from being responsible for the suffering of others, but she won't accept responsibility for it.👎
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

There is no way I would have been able to ride all the way along the Transmission Gulley motorway when it was completed before it was opened riding a bike without a motor.🚲
Ditto for riding all the way home to Paraparaumu from Wellington.✌️

Have you seen a constant critical narrative from news media organisations highlighting Luxon's uselessness since he entered Parliament?
I haven't.
It was all "you'll like him once you get to know him" bullshit being pumped out.

Nobody in our news media organisations deserves any points for being at least six years late informing the public about Luxon's blatantly obvious uselessness.💩🥚

Remind me again... which nation was busy building the ferries that Nicola Willis cancelled?🤔🤬
We won't be getting any favours when we have to beg for fuel, and none of it will be discounted.
Thanks Nicola.💩💩
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

#BHN Wgtn leaders oppose 'move on' orders | Labour caucus shuffle | Pay rise to non-union teachers YouTube video by Big Hairy Network

#BHN Wgtn leaders oppose 'move on' orders | Labour caucus shuffle | Pay rise to non-union teachers #nzpol

www.youtube.com/live/tGg3cPD...

Painful.
PM isn't even fooling the drunk people anymore and Winston Peters complaining that his disorderly behaviour being called out again.
Reckons dressed as facts as far as the eye can see.

Medicinal cannabis company Helius Therapeutics shuts down The cannabis company says the current regulatory environment has made it "very challenging for manufacturers to operate sustainably at scale".

You know our medical cannabis regulations are really fucked-up when even the large well-funded corporate operators can't survive, and the person producing the most effective cannabis medicine has been shut down, arrested, and is facing criminal charges.😒
#FreeGandalf
#EndProhibition
#nzpol

Watching the coalition's spin on the Covid report makes me wonder if they're all fighting over the cooker voters who put NZ First back in Parliament.🤔🤮
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

Grumpy Granny (me) having a rant about the government's disgraceful Move On orders and their other heartless polices
www.instagram.com/p/DVubkcljgNJ/
#nzpol

Expect the same behaviour from the Min of Health when answering the questions, also with zero consequences from the Speaker.💩🤮🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

House

The King of the Cookers is asking the Min of Health a patsy question (6) about the Covid report today.
I expect Winston will be dishonest, out of order, and disorderly for every supplementary question and Brownlee will let him get away with it with zero consequences.💩🤮🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

Wouldn't surprise me if F1 moves all races to the USA.💩🤮

Hope not. Yuk.

The real lesson of the second Covid-19 inquiry? We live in a post-truth world Government ministers’ creative interpretations of the royal commission’s report took spin to scary new levels.

Luxon, Seymour & Peters increase the lying when their lying is exposed.

“Government ministers’ creative interpretations of the royal commission’s report took spin to scary new levels despite evidence
clearly showing “New Zealand had among one of the best pandemic responses in the world” #nzpol

Does anyone think Formula One will be racing in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia in April?
Not me.

Queenstown-based tech entrepreneur Brian Cartmell donating hundreds of thousands to political parties Brian Cartmell, a Queenstown-based expat American, has given big donations to ACT, National, NZ First and the Opportunity party.

"...gave up his US citizenship in 2015..."
If you were wondering why the Opportunity Party smells a bit whiffy, it's their obvious addiction to the wealth of billionaires that you can smell.😒
Is this the kiss of death for a Political Party?
It should be, but it won't be.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

A journalist?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's NZME.
So funny. Thank you.
Good joke.

House

Luxon can't duck out of Question Time early because Chlöe Swarbrick has a question for him and it's question 12.
Will Peters & Seymour be disorderly to defend Luxon, or will they be disorderly to attack Luxon?🤔💩🥚
They both want to poach voters from National.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

If Iran wanted to assassinate the USA's spiritual leader would they have to take out Kermit the Frog?
Or Donald Duck?

*Purely for our entertainment.

That just reminds us all how long it has been is since we had a PM who sounds prime ministerial.💩🥚

Sit back and enjoy their increasingly visible panic.🥰
Our energy needs to go into lifting up our side of the campaign, no need to waste any time or energy on National while they're busy eating their own.👍

I just want a well briefed self-aware PM who doesn't always look like his own clothes are ganging up on him.💩🥚
Too much to ask for?🤔
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol