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26.01.2026 17:07
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😭🤣😂🤣😭¡Es él!
Grande Christopher Lee...
21.01.2026 19:42
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feliz año!
31.12.2025 23:13
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Una imagen con un diseño muy sobrio y muy friendly en el que se lee: Wankers Analytics. 2025 Pajas Wrapped.
En quién pensabas.
38% Actors and celebrities. (fotito de stock de un actor con un premio)
17% Former partners. (fotito de stock de una pareja abrazada)
20% Imaginary people. (fotito de stock de una especie de Neptuno o Aquamán)
9% Erotic/porn models. (fotito de stock de unos labios pintados de rojo intenso)
16% Non-human entities. (imagen del Robin Hood zorro de Disney)
Your pajas in numners.
You hit the zambomba 279 days out of 365 (76% de los días).
Longest treak: 40 days.
You lost a total of 22 days and 12 hours sacudiendo la nutria.
Saddest paja: 16th of June (your birthday!).
Happiest paja: 1st of october (sexting with Coqui!).
You could have read 927 books in that time!
But preferiste zurrarte la sardina.
Scroll down to see MORE.
Me acaba de llegar el Pajas Wrapped de 2025 y no sé, creo que nos estamos pasando con esto de los wrappeds. ¿Soy el único al que le parece de mal gusto?
27.12.2025 10:39
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Aún así, no nos olvidemos del verdadero sentido de la Navidad: ir a casa de los viejos y subirles la calefacción a 23 °C para disfrutar por un día como una persona con oro bumeriano.
24.12.2025 15:12
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Desde que tú no me quieres
yo todos los días me muero.
Y alimento, con mi carne,
en Monfragüe buitres negros,
en Monfragüe buitres negros.
Robe Iniesta🪽
10.12.2025 10:38
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No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
Transcript
Panel 1
August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now.
August: I'm done. Thanks for watching-
Gustopher: DAD!
Panel 2
Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure.
Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE.
Panel 3
August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary.
Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD!
Panel 4
Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck.
Gustopher: I'M SHAKING!
Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
05.12.2025 17:43
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🔴RTVE se retira del Festival de Eurovisión
www.rtve.es/rtve/2025120...
04.12.2025 17:39
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Hob Halfling, a neighbour of yours. An owl-faced, round creature, with a feathered cape, ratty feet and hands, and a long, winding white tail. He's drinking a cup of tea.
Sometimes those details are prompted by the constraints of the illustration – the way colours might work together, or the space we need to fill. But they always try to say something about the character.
02.12.2025 12:10
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Is official, Christmas time begins right now. Here is Santa Thong 2025! / Pues eah, damos por estrenada la temporada navideña de la mano de Santa Thong 2025. #SantaThong2025
25.11.2025 09:21
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1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
10
woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]
19.10.2025 15:07
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29.08.2025 14:05
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I've been invited to be artist of August for @crudoprints.bsky.social's monthly exclusive prints. The theme they proposed was "modern moiras" and this is my proposal 💖💚
This is being currently printed in risography, can't wait to see the final thing!
#art #oc
26.08.2025 09:41
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Crafty weekend- embroidered a little guy on some jeans
25.08.2025 02:01
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war flashbacks sfx
21.08.2025 13:59
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Art of a crow with a wine glass and a cake with the caption "The contents of this week require the Big Treat" 😭
Relatable.
13.08.2025 01:09
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Oviedo está gastando un pastizal en ampliar las aceras de una de sus principales calles para que quepan las terrazas hosteleras. A mí me parece bien porque es sacar coches de las calles, pero la obra en la avenida de Galicia es para eso.
08.07.2025 14:18
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Se venden 2 entradas para Catriel y Paco Amoroso para mañana en Madrid, precio 40€ negociable secure.ticketmaster.es/rs/698436633...
Si me hacéis rebluit os agradezco 😭
#ventaentradas #catrielypacoamoroso #ticketmaster
27.05.2025 14:26
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just discovered an incredible hotel
25.05.2025 18:23
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🚨 CRESCENT COUNTY KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!!! 🚨
Pledge now to -
🧹 drift and drive on your witch-tech motorbroom
🏍️ make deliveries by day, street race by night
💋 kiss your friends on the mouth??
💫 BE GAY DO GLIDES
👇 BACK US HERE 👇
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20.05.2025 17:01
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La canción de Israel es una santa Mierda, por cierto.
17.05.2025 22:59
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Alguien ha impreso en 3D un muñeco articulado de CHICLÓN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
14.05.2025 14:08
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They voted for Trump. ICE arrested their son.
07.05.2025 18:08
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