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mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

A squat, silhouetted figure peers from behind a mysterious stone archway in the dark forest. In front, a beautiful woman holds a fan. A watermark says, World of Maneuvers, Lover’s Precept. Text: Don’t mind Daniel. Option choices are: OK, my only love. I'll not ignore your lumpy pal. He draws my attention like food. Daniel is beneath my notice. My mind already releases him. His physique begs regard. (you know not of my bond with daniel)

ICONIC

if u wanna throw up while ur entire body itches be my guest

i talked to the nice lady with pink hair at the gas station today and she told me she just learned about C4 energy drinks and i was like "don't drink those on an empty stomach. trust me"

mr incredible haunted face meme

i forgot how effective GLP-1 meds are. Nausea

It's hard enough on its own without this sort of thing added to it. Wishing you the best and if you need someone to talk to, please don't hesitate to reach out

oh my god I'm so sorry zera. hugs

The internet was best when you could go on geocities and find a collection of pictures of dragons and wizards

it's like you get the dairy flavor of the orange creamsicle, then artificial orange, then an aftertaste from hell

THIS ENERGY DRINK TASTES LIKE ORANGES AND BAD BREATH

I WANT TO KNOW WHO IN THE RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT DEPARTMENT APPROVED THIS FLAVOR, I JUST WANNA TALK

ok these energy drinks this time were 79¢, i hope these aren't nasty

i've been laughing at the phrase "barnacle booty" for several minutes

got 4 energy drinks and a pizza for $8. Don't Fuck With Me

bead bracelets that say autism relief and bipolar disorder relief with the caption "we're cured"

thank god finally

Whale fact big!

wow!

How dare you speak to me like that on this, the day of my toilet's wedding

selfie #1

selfie #2

Why did the police read her diary? - obviously for information purposes dawg 💔 Yeah, but isn't reading someones diary a bit extreme? - She killed 6 people 💔

"What do mine say? (face hidden for privacy reasons)" with a picture of every part of the face removed from the eyeballs

I wish I could vote for Trump 😭 (Denmark) - I wish I could breathe down your neck with my putrid breath

the woke left? without saying goodbye? -WHATTT U LOOK LIKE ME BROOOO with the hairstyleeee BUT mine is just a bit longerrr That's Joan of Arc ♥️

found a gold mine of tiktok comments

trees against the sky

sunrise

piece of advice i just learned: u can rot outside. take a blanket and a book out there and lay down

youtube comment: "bet the twinkies were ok"

sry, apparently was oxygen masks, not respirators

to put this in perspective, one article i read about this describes how local residents couldn't even operate their air conditioning units and the clean up crew had to go in with respirators and hazmat suits

tl;dr grocery store in late 1990s went bankrupt and was abandoned, leaving all the food in there to rot and the store became a biohazard

anyway they cleaned it up and if you look up the address on google maps now, it's a dollar general lmaooo

Mexia Supermarket - Wikipedia

thinking once again about mexia supermarket

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexia_S...

Topic: septic tank horror stories

i have this fascination with it because a bunch of them don't even get to me but when i see certain ones i have a visceral reaction like the DEEEEUGHHH fish from spongebob